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Thread: Dee announces he is single and looking for analingus via twitter!!

  1. 01-27-2012, 06:27 PM #1
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    Dee announces he is single and looking for analingus via twitter!!

    In a recent twat Dee announced he is newly single and looking for, I am going to assume here, someone to lick his asshole.

    Is he making room for Wackerle to move to LA?
    Is he moving back to the 'loin to live with Bob Madigan?
    Are Dee and Lance both moving to a state that allows gay marriage?
    What will happen to George Michael?

    Share your wild speculations here!!!
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
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  2. 01-27-2012, 06:35 PM #2
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    DeeSimon666

    As a newly single man, how can you tell if a girl is into analingus? I just don't want to waste my time.
    16 hours ago
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    Is this really true? Is Dee single again? What the hell happened, dude?
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  3. 01-27-2012, 06:37 PM #3
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    DeeSimon666 Dee Simon
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    @snembot Yes, the relationship was assassinated by Mark David Chapman and now I'm single again.
    15 hours ago

    ... Tis true.
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    Theres the cunt.
    I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
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    Reich, are you on Twatter?!

    Who the fuck is this guy? ^^^

    Don't mourn for Dee, he's about to get himself a few months of great late nights and obligation free sex with random women.
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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    I accessed Twatter via the S&W website. I'm still a little shaken that Dee is single again. On the one hand I'm glad because if great men like Dee and Lance are single it vindicates my choice of the single lifestyle, but at the same time I'm worried for all his vinyl left at the home of a vengeful ex-girlfriend.
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    I'm not one to spread vicious rumours. And keep in mind that my twat the other day could be me just cracking wise. That being said, this issue will be discussed in great detail in an upcoming episode.
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    I would still like to encourage wild speculations about why Dee is single and what his plans are.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeJager View Post
    I do believe that the reason Lance agreed to the show was to get closer to Dee, like a teen in high school carrying text books for the girl he likes, thinking he had a chance at making something special. But like many teenagers before him, Lance found himself in the friend-zone. But Lance still determined, changed his plan early into the show and went for the "hard to get" method, pretending to not care about the show and leading Dee to believe that he was to cool for it all. His attempts to make Dee jealous of his "to cool for school"ness also failed to excite Dee. So as a last ditch attempt, to show how much Dee meant to him, Lance gave up the one thing he loved in this world (Excluding Star Trek) his captive nigger Woman. This also failed to excite Dee and left Lance lonely, without Dee's love and without his sex slave.
    I think Lance's attempts to force Dee's hand have finally paid dividends.
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  10. 01-27-2012, 08:30 PM #10
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    Who got the panther coffee table?
    I'm a nice person when my vagina isn't burning.
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