Thread: Dee announces he is single and looking for analingus via twitter!!

Yes, but not to forget Sexual Health Drop-in Centers, Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, drug rehabilitation centers, the Betty Ford clinic and its brethren, donkey sanctuaries, kitten rescue homes, the fresh produce section in supermarkets (mainly carrots and parsnips bins) and the magazine sections where they sell all that shit women read.

Originally Posted by LittleNicky

For some reason that got me feeling a bit warm and sticky.

Happiness is Lance's warm gun.

Originally Posted by Reich

LittleNicky, I agree with you that there's a serious lack women on the forum and I think you called it a sausage fest in another thread somewhere, but I disagree with your comments about the way all us boys are talking about how we'd like to bum Dee.

The reason why there are so few women is because they've been scared off by all the macho male bullshit of arguing who's the greatest, who's the biggest cunt, why are Americans and scientists such wankers, etc. The forum stinks of testosterone as all the alpha males butt heads and try to stomp each other into the ground. Understandably, the ladies are scared of getting crushed or arse raped so they (wisely, perhaps) stay away.

In order to make this a more welcome place for the beskirted half of humanity we have to tempt them in with topics they'll want to get involved with, such as why Dee's so hot, why didn't Dee show us his taint, how many times can Lance unload his weapon in a day, and that kind of thing. Instead of bashing us you should be supporting us, perhaps with PMs about your sexual fantasies that go into obscene detail about what you'd like to do to us in your sex chamber.

Simple and plain the reason women don't join is because they get told tits or gtfo. As soon as they join.
There was a 17+ page rant when a girl refused to which even involved someone hacking her account. I wonder why they won't join

Originally Posted by deathrow_juggalo

the reason women don't join is because they get told tits or gtfo. As soon as they join.

Methinks the attention whore clown speaketh the truth.

Call me a loose cannon maverick from out of left field, but I think it would be better to have the forum full of women who haven't shown us their tits, than to have the forum emtpy of women who have shown us their tits. Besides, once chicks have been on the forum for a while and feel comfortable, there's every chance that they'll post their tits on here of their own volition when they come home pissed out of their mind, for example, which all young women do on a regular basis because they are all whores and beyond any kind of redemption.

It might also put them off a bit that person or persons unknown hack their accounts.

I don't want to come across as the kind of limp-wristed faggot who likes women and values them as human beings in their own right, but wouldn't it be nice to have a few more birds around?

Originally Posted by Reich

Call me a loose cannon maverick from out of left field, but I think it would be better to have the forum full of women who haven't shown us their tits, than to have the forum emtpy of women who have shown us their tits. Besides, once chicks have been on the forum for a while and feel comfortable, there's every chance that they'll post their tits on here of their own volition when they come home pissed out of their mind, for example, which all young women do on a regular basis because they are all whores and beyond any kind of redemption.

Exactly. I've not been here long, but already my boobies are starting to feel secure and at ease so who knows what will happen in a month from now when I find myself braless infront of an open window in close proximity to my computer, thinking about you. Give new females members the time, space and nurture to blossom into hopeless slutty flowers.

Originally Posted by Yasminge

Give new females members the time, space and nurture to blossom into hopeless slutty flowers.

As Naomi Wolf wrote:

"Male sexual attention is the sun in which I bloom"

which means there's plenty of sunshine available on the forum for all shrinking violets to burst forth into luxuriant flowery sluts.

Yeah I may be right for once god forbid. But the issue is they can see the past treatment of female members. So if we plan on changing we need to do like the religious do and erase all history and never speak of it again

Adorable Emma Mae - Imgur

one for dee