I hate watching porn with condoms. The Eastern Europeans are going to corner the market on condomless porn now.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Requiring condoms would ruin bukake films.
This ordinance blurs the line between porn and real life. If it becomes the law that a porn actor must wear a condom, then by the same token there ought to be a law that says your wife or girlfriend has to be naked and wear high heels the whole time she's at home, has to beg you to fuck her in the ass and moan like a whore while you do, has to then tell you she wants to taste her own shit so that you fuck her in the mouth, then finally one of her friends has to come over and lick your sperm off her face. I'm playing with myself as I write this.
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
Hey attention whore clown, if you're going ass to mouth on your kids then there are much bigger issues to be addressed.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.