"We warn our readers that the following material is not deemed appropriate for people under the age of 21 or for people who find sodomy offensive." Isn't this entire series for people who find sodomy offensive?
I find the thought of 'Sodomy Island" amusing.
I have "rimmed" many young ladies in my day does that make me a homosexual? It seems like any butthole pleasure with a women involved would not be construed as gay.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Errrrrrrr..........Originally Posted by thesodomizer
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
I think you've been found out there sodomizer....
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I think that excludes most fundamentalist Christians.. Telling an atheist that he's going to burn in hell for all eternity is hardly a threat though is it? That's like someone telling me that Santa Claus is going to kick my ass.
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If his cock tastes of shit and he looks a bit faggy then he's probably a faggot. If his cock tastes of shit but he looks straight then he's probably a straight man who's lucky enough to have a woman who's into getting her arse fucked. The only way to be sure is to pull your trousers down in front of him and see which way he runs.
That's the gay test, right there.. No more discussion
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Who would win in a fight Jesus or Santa?
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Hmm, good question. Let's consider the tale of the tape:
JESUS: 135 lb's, pacifist, record: 0-1
SANTA: 350lb's, been drinking sherry all night, record: fuck knows
I'm not a betting man but I'm going with Santa..
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A good mirror prob place to start
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