Religion, can you do anything right?
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
There is more of a chance of Santa claus being real then any god. Religion is for stupid people who can't deal with their shity lives.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Fuck you atheist scum! Your mediocrity won't even earn your passage through the gates of Hell. May your souls be locked in eternal limbo!
"Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war..."
I'll tell you what - I've worked with extremey intellegent people, with PHDs in Chemistry and Mechanical Engineering, who believe all this shit. To me that's infinitely more frightening. For some reason, they won't use the same analytical tools on their religion that they use on their work. There was a guy on my team with a masters in Mech Eng, one of the sharpest guys I've ever known. He swore the earth was only thousands of years old.Originally Posted by WackerleIsShit
Being that we are rational beings, why is it the we must reject rationality when it comes to the supernatural. You might as well put your faith in a toaster, at least it makes for yummy bagels!!
as a devout worshipper of the Toaster, i find that comparison very offensive
Why have you rejected grammar. Are you actually Borat?
Send me a picture of a tulip and your god will reward you with his Diarrhea , freshly busted from his pink smelly hole..ps..i live in jesus
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
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