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  1. 04-13-2011, 07:56 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday BK...

    Last edited by Empressario; 04-13-2011 at 08:33 PM.
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  2. 04-13-2011, 09:53 AM #2
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    Aww thanks emps...
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
    "Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.

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  3. 04-13-2011, 01:02 PM #3
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    yeah Happy Birthday you sick fuck! ~LW
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  4. 04-13-2011, 02:36 PM #4
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    How old are you really whimpering toothless chav?
    I don't mean your forum grooming age, I mean your actual age...
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  5. 04-13-2011, 03:01 PM #5
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    I am very old. Older than Lance and Dee even. My hair is white. My testicles hang by my knees. I have a walking stick but I cant walk far. Thing is, I still play with toys and masturbate over lingerie catalogue's, I cant seem to mature. I think the term is arrested development. I don't drive, I'm afraid of cars. I have a tricycle with a bell and a basket on the front. I never ever smile. The specter of death is always with me. I think I will be dead within five years. I sit alone at home in the dark. In my mind I wander along infinite byzantine corridors of existential anguish, my grandfather clock beating out the tempo of my march to the grave as I rock myself wide eyed and blank. Sorry, what was the question again?
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
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  6. 04-13-2011, 03:16 PM #6
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    Every day from now on will be a bonus.
    Take life one day at a time and before you know it you'll be receiving a letter from Her Majesty.
    Last edited by Empressario; 04-13-2011 at 08:34 PM.
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  7. 04-13-2011, 03:33 PM #7
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    Ive had her.
    http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
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  8. 04-13-2011, 04:35 PM #8
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    Happy Birthday, there's nothing quite like remembering the day you busted out of the womb.
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  9. 04-13-2011, 07:47 PM #9
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    Happy Birthday whimpering toothless chav you big bollock boat.
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  10. 04-13-2011, 10:36 PM #10
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    This is me giving a shit

    Happy Birthday
    Last edited by Crusher; 04-13-2011 at 10:37 PM. Reason: This should be a fucking Hallmark card
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