Thread: who is the hardest?

Hmmmm interesting. With most people it could go one of 2 ways i think:
whimpering toothless chav and tranny from El Armpito would be ying and yang, one would be hard one would be soft and only have eyes for each other.
I think crusher would bring a knife to the fist fight and a gun to the knife fight.
Dura and Rarebreed probably knows Kung-fu.
Bester would either be a Russian bear or tubby lill Gulag bitch.
KittenK knows about chemistry stuff if i remember rightly so im guessing we cant hit im as he will be wearing glasses.
Thinking about it i dont think i would want to grapple with Ambs, looks like she can handle herself and i have seen Lesbians fight in the gay village an man they fuck stuff up.
Dont really want to fight Emps either.
Doc would be waving his weapons grade penis defending kitty so i wouldnt mess with either of them.
Would like to kick KillerT's back doors in so i cant hit her either.
Can we just have a gangbang instead.

Most Americans can count with their fingers the number of fights they've been in. Most fights don't take very long and its the crazy who wins. None of you would have a chance against me.

Ironfag may have a point, if crazy counts IM is crazy, but being crazy he prolly has a inflated sense of his own abilities, so much so that he firmly believes that a lack of normal mental faculties could potentially be a determining factor in the out come of a fight


i got into a scuffle when i was a kid, with a crazy retard, he hit me once and it really didn't hurt so i let it go, since he was a crazy retard, then he hit me again so i had to stick his head in a ditch, his level of crazy didn't seem to be much of a contributing factor to the outcome of the encounter. but this is just anecdotal evidence. I'm sure IM has some secret scientific data backing up his claim.

I think level of crazy is a great determining factor.
I think I could take tranny from El Armpito. Hes passionate and outspoken... but I dont think that makes him crazy.

I think composure is more a determining factor than crazy. I've been in my fair share of scuffles and have received an equally fair share of beatings. One thing I've noticed is that the person who can stay in control of their rage almost always comes off best, and the person who 'loses it' usually loses it.

Originally Posted by Empressario

I think composure is more a determining factor than crazy. I've been in my fair share of scuffles and have received an equally fair share of beatings. One thing I've noticed is that the person who can stay in control of their rage almost always comes off best, and the person who 'loses it' usually loses it.

Correct. Also Fighting a drunk person is just so easy, the amount of manual dexterity they lose even after a few beers is amazing.
I did post a story on the old forum where my girlfriend threw down with 2 guys and put one right on his arse and pulled the others jacket over his arms so he couldn't swing and gave him a few digs before i slammed his head in the car door, to his credit he got up, gave a bit of a wobble and drove off in a rather wonky fashion. However i always try and maintain at least arm length from my girlfriend if i have to give her bad news. So if it does kick of i choose my broad as my champion. Her an Crusher can battle to who gets me.
Lucky bitches.

Originally Posted by Empressario

I think composure is more a determining factor than crazy. I've been in my fair share of scuffles and have received an equally fair share of beatings. One thing I've noticed is that the person who can stay in control of their rage almost always comes off best, and the person who 'loses it' usually loses it.

I believe you confused me, I meant a sociopathic element to the fighter, not an emotional response. Even do I do believe that an angry opponent can be VERY dangerous since he has lost his cool, he is an a berserker state and will smash your head against the wall without thought in a primitive impulse if he gets you. I've seen angry guys send others to the hospital, but you're also right that they can be stopped sometimes with a right hit on the joints. They swing like apes.

What I mean by crazy is that everyone has a limit on the damage he is willing to do to another. If you have two guys fighting, its usually the one willing to go further that will win. Mind you I understand most fights don't take that long, one or two good punches are enough, but if you have the guy willing to break the others knee, he will and to him will go the victory. And usually its the normal guy who is still deciding how dangerous the situation is, the crazy guy will run to knock you down without thought and you're over.

I think being cool is also a natural response to being used at being at fights and knowing what to do. You can mostly see this when two boys fight, they just shout and sprint at eachother without knowing what to do.

Has for americas trav proves my point, his experience is from being a kid! and not a real fight at that. He's the guy who crawls in the fetal position under the table. Its just natural that if you have never been on a fight, you suck at it.