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  1. 03-11-2011, 08:26 PM #1
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    Going on a trip



    I'm going on a trip to Africa and not sure what I'll need, any ideas?

    I have a solar charger on the list so far, please add on what you think
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    Where in fucking Africa? Are you nuts? They'll cut you up, stuff your ass full of contraband, and ship you back to your fucking mother....
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    Noisy shoes are a must. Maybe tape some crisp packets to the soles of your feet to give hidden snakes plenty of warning that you're approaching. Below is The result of a puff adder bite. Enjoy your trip.

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    In West and Central Africa eyeworm is quite a problem. There's no vaccination available, but it's a good idea to research the symptoms. As if having a fucking worm wiggling past your pupil isn't enough of a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainShaftin View Post


    I'm going on a trip to Africa and not sure what I'll need, any ideas?

    I have a solar charger on the list so far, please add on what you think
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainShaftin View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainShaftin View Post


    I'm going on a trip to Africa and not sure what I'll need, any ideas?

    I have a solar charger on the list so far, please add on what you think
    Take with you an open mind and a spirit of adventure. it would also be nice to take some candy and little gifts for the kids. Old mobile phones and radios, anything you can cram into your luggage would be greatly appreciated by these lovely people.
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