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  1. 03-11-2011, 09:38 AM #1
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    I'm Gonna Eat You

    So, when the shit goes down and society collapses, I think I'm gonna immediately resort to cannibalism. Like, way before cannibalism is necessary. Just skip all those starving steps. That way I'll be way ahead of the curve when the corn finally runs out. And while all the squares are questioning their ethics and morality before takin' a bite of a stranger, I'll already have recipes. Some folks stockpile rice and beans. I think they're wasting time and space. Bad plan? prolly
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  2. 03-11-2011, 11:16 AM #2
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    You're a pole? I just wanted to congratulate you with the recent death of your president, he was a total dick. Welcome to the forums. And Katyn was performed by germans, just so you know. Have you seen Ravenous? A great film about cannibalism.
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  3. 03-11-2011, 04:22 PM #3
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    You should know all about cannibalism bester Russia being the most cannibalistic nation on Earth. The siege of Leningrad lead to many children being murdered and eaten and The Russian civil war was a cannibal Holocaust, pure hell on earth. Theres some great video games waiting to be made from Russian history.
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  4. 03-11-2011, 05:34 PM #4
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    Yeah, we didn't shout "wir kapitulation" like Britshit pussies at Dunkirk. We said "fuck you! I'd sooner eat a dead old guy than surrender to you, german fuckface". It's not called cannibalism, it's called balls of steel.
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  5. 03-11-2011, 06:18 PM #5
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    Why wait til society collapses? Im down for some cannibalism ASAP.
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  6. 03-11-2011, 06:21 PM #6
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    Deja vu
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    Ive got dibs on RCA she mine! Should last me a while
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    Shed be all greasy fat.
    Id take Bester. He seems to live a holier than thou lifestyle, hes not too fat and Id get to rape his wifey when Im done with him.
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  9. 03-11-2011, 08:02 PM #9
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    Seeing as I like spicy food I'm gonna go for an Iron Man burrito.
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  10. 03-11-2011, 08:12 PM #10
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    I've already tagged most of my meat just in case they migrate after the fall. A lot of pumpus snob nose fucks are going to be dinner here real soon. Plus we have lots of McDonalds special meat running around illegally so just munch on that....
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