Give and Take

**Eboni** · 03-08-2011, 03:41 PM

So, I'm new and maybe I haven't trolled the site thoroughly enough. If that's the case, point me in the right direction and I'll drop the subject.

All you guys want from us females- and let's be fair, I've been rather obliging- but what do you give? Yea, yea, yea, there are a couple dick pics taken with it poking out your pants, but we deserve more. Give us a shot from the front or from the side. Mix it up. Give us the opportunity to really imagine you balls deep into us, 'cause I'm sure that's what you're imaging when you masturbate.

Not your style? That's cool. No pressure. But how about some erotica instead. Write a story about us in a laundromat alone. You coming up forcefully grabbing me to you, then ripping my blouse off so you can bury your face in my chest. Taking the opportunity to push my skirt up and finger me so I get nice and wet. Then making me get on my knees in front of you and get your cock nice and hard and making me deep throat it all. Then turning me around, bending me over the warm dryer and just thrusting yourself in as deep as you can go, making me squeal, shake, and cum, just from you entering me. . . .

If at this moment your sporting a little bit of chub, I've made my point.

Please help the ladies out.

**PHANTOM** · 03-08-2011, 04:23 PM

Yes Eboni, I am now sporting a chub with your name on it. You definitly got this brother going. I would be glad to provide you with front and side shots but only privately, I dont want it to be recognised. Ever thought about a side line in erotic short stories?

**Empressario** · 03-08-2011, 05:29 PM

Funny you should mention the laundromat Eboni. My fantasy is of me sat naked with my legs spread wide open stroking my erect cock, whilst I watch you carefully sort through my bags of laundry. Lovingly you separate all my light coloured clothes from the dark ones and load each machine accordingly. You pull all my socks from being inside out and unbutton my shirts where I have been too lazy to do it and have just pulled them over my head. The machines are loaded and you put expensive fabric softener into each one as a final flourish. A true wonder to behold. As if that wasn't enough, you turn to me and say, "would you like a cup of tea now?". I blow my load and milky white ribbons of sexy sauce cascade onto the floor between us both. Fully spent I return to playing Angry Birds on my gay dildo and await my hot beverage.

**Eboni** · 03-08-2011, 05:33 PM

Smartass.

I will admit you had me going for the first line or two. But it's cool. No pressure. When you're ready, let me know.

**Empressario** · 03-08-2011, 05:35 PM

I'll write you something nice, but I need more pics for inspiration.

**Eboni** · 03-08-2011, 05:42 PM

Haha you writing that on this forum is the equivalent of me asking for head from a guy and him saying, "Come on, let me just put the tip in".

I made my request first. But seriously, there's really no pressure, you don't have to do anything. It was just food for thought.

**Empressario** · 03-08-2011, 05:53 PM

No, seriously, I will just put the tip in. I promise.

**Bester** · 03-08-2011, 06:09 PM

Bweh. Unfortunately there've been a lot of dicks here as of late. More than tits, many times over. I don't keep record of all the threads where Empressario posts his gland and where kitty used to post Doc's crankshaft, but it's there. Even my own dick (which I never publicly shared out of respect for men) got photoshopped into Dee's hand and posted here somewhere. It's all there. Now post your tits, goddamn it.

**BKBastard Kestrel** · 03-08-2011, 06:21 PM

I hate dicks, mine more than any. Its such a stupidly bulky thing covered in massive hideous veins.

**Eboni** · 03-08-2011, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Bester

Now post your tits, goddamn it.

I've already posted my tits. Did you miss that thread?

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