So my assistant calls off night shift and fucks the fuck out of me for the whole night because no one is going to come in at this hour. HehHeh His wife calls in the a.m. for him wondering if he is coming to church. I tell her, "he wasnt here, he called off" she cries hysterically. Hey! Clue me in if you want me to lie that you are a fucking cheat like every other guy on earth.
Not fucking you I see, why am I not surprised?
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Yeah you are probably going to be named in that guys divorce proceedings ;-) at least he O faced over a decent piece of ass, if his wife was taking care of business ahh fuck it even if he was married to a porn star he'd still be work wanking working with somebody like you killert.
'My speciality happens to be mouth to mouth'
Eh, seriously. You may be the reason for some unhappiness, but do you really think she'll divorce him? So many women live in ignore because it "was a one time thing" and he "really loves her". Give me a fucking break. Doubt it was the first time.
Oh no, that sounds like I fucked him. I meant he called off and that fucked my night of work up because I had to do my job and his. I really don't know who he was out fucking all night but it wasn't me and would not be me. He told his wife he was going to work and when she called I told her he hadn't shown up for work. I'm responsible for telling her he called off, not for fucking him. Jesus, I am not a home wrecker!
You say home wrecker like it's a bad thing . . . . when my home was "wrecked" it was the best thing that ever happened to me!!
Haha we got the complete wrong end of the stick ! I liked it better the first way .Originally Posted by KillerTentacles
'My speciality happens to be mouth to mouth'
aye, the second way sounds way less fun
I don't think you're responsible. You were just the barer of bad news.
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Ferreal
Youre not responsible for a divorce. He is.
/I've/ been responsible for a divorce before. But that guy did nothing but complain about his wife and Im pretty sure they only married cause she needed a green card anyway.
That was some good dark room sex, lemme tell ya.
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