i went to the dentist today and because im english i have shite teeth i had to have some work done, my dentist is a skinny little indian woman who cant speak much english and smells of curry, but half way through i started to get a trouser tent. It got so obvious she asked me if every thing was ok, because i was fidgiting so much to try and hide it. Just wanted to know im not the only one to get a hard on in a strange place. However i went home and had to have a wank
Willing to bet, it would be worst to get a hard on at a funeral. . . . Slightly more inappropriate. At least at the dentist you can blame it on the tool that vibrates. Perhaps say you're especially sensitive.
Paddington Train station in London, on a Saturday morning. There's just people everywhere! Though it was there I discovered you can easily hide a boner by letting it go behind your belt and pulling a baggy coat over it.
In the E.R. getting catheterized.
In your arse.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
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Originally Posted by Bester
I would have told her when she's done pasting my teeth I would paste her's. When it grows something is going to get fucked. I don't care if its my FUCKING grizzly whore mother. The one eye isn't really an eye and doesn't give a shit. Go with it...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
When I wasn't school about 12, about the time when the average lad would chub up at the mere thought of a girl, I used to always get the most raging hard-ons in school assembly, always at the end just before walking out to lunch, so what I used to do to hide itwas join the rush of kids exiting the single door and basically grind up against the nearest girls ass until we got out of the hall. I'm not saying it was the worst place to get a boner, I just wanted to share.
'My speciality happens to be mouth to mouth'
Aged 13, on the top diving board whilst psyching my self up to dive off, wearing speedos, on a very busy saturday afternoon, in front of my mates. I didn't live that fucker down until I left school!
Thats what you get for wearing a Speedo!
I usually tremble down below when Im getting in trouble for something. Skipping work, getting caught smoking pot in the bathroom, in therapy.
Luckily no one really notices. Except that I blush real hard.
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