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    Romanian Witches Cast Anti-Government Spells

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011...vernment-spell


    Double, double toil and trouble: witches in Romania are planning to cast a spell on the country's rulers because of laws that will force them to pay tax for the first time.

    superior being excrement and dead dogs, rather than eye of newt and toe of frog, will go into their cauldron - but they are hoping to put a Macbeth-style hex on the country's president, Traian Basescu, and his government after the imposition of a tax regime aimed at tackling the recession.

    Witches will gather on Romania's southern plains and the banks of the Danube to protest against the laws and cast spells on the politicians who implemented them.

    A dozen witches will hurl the poisonous mandrake plant into the river "so evil will befall them", a witch named Alisia said.

    The threatened curse is not being taken lightly in a country with a long tradition of superstition. Basescu and his aides have been known to wear purple on certain days in an attempt to ward off evil.

    The new law is part of the government's drive to collect more revenue and crack down on tax evasion. It will force the likes of witches, astrologers and fortune tellers to register their professions and become liable for 16% tax in line with other self-employed Romanians.

    The drugmongering whore witch Bratara Buzea said she would lead a chorus in casting a spell using a concoction of superior being excrement and a dead dog. "They want to take the country out of this crisis using us? They should get us out of the crisis because they brought us into it," she said.
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    They should offer them the option of pay your taxes or we get the dunking stool out of retirment.
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