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    Thumbs up Cock stink

    Morning all.
    My cock stinks. Every time I peel back the soggy flap of flesh that covers the damn thing a mutilated wave of stench overcomes my olfactory. Y'all talk about minge stink. My cock stink is worse.

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    Have you tried soap?

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    Soap? Don't be a poof.

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    If soap doesn't work, then go get a circumcision (preferably professionally done by a surgeon) and give your willy a new streamlined look for Spring.

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    Or if you don't have the insurance or money I'm sure you can find a demonstration video for a diy circumcision buried in this forum.

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    Medically speaking, circumcision is bad because it makes dicks look like bald snakes. I would've preferred mine to have a foreskin that would have had a terrifying Tremors look. Sigh...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post



    Bester, how did you get pics of Taz's todger?

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    My dick smells like pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noasianchix View Post
    My dick smells like pussy.
    Is that because it's a pussy's dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz View Post
    Morning all.
    My cock stinks. Every time I peel back the soggy flap of flesh that covers the damn thing a mutilated wave of stench overcomes my olfactory. Y'all talk about minge stink. My cock stink is worse.
    Hahahahah!! I love the attention to detail, good writing. It's as if your putrid meatstick was hanging right in front of my face.

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