Thread: what way do you want to die!!

I don't know how I want to die, cause I don't.

But I especially don't want to die in a plane crash, killed by a shark or by a poisonous spider. Anything else is debatable, but those 3 are no-go!

Also, dying of super old age, like 110, that'd be fine by me.

Ok, this thread is inspiring. Dying because of a nigger hole, don't want that. Add it to my no go list.

I'm okay to die in some scientific experiment, like when I'm 100 years old and they invent the formula for immortality, but they gotta test it on somebody, I can do that. Or when they invent cryogenics and they want a test subject and I'm like 2 days from getting 110 years old, I'm okay to try that and die if it goes wrong.

Also, if they manage to replicate Stalin's brain, but not the body and I'm really old, I'd tell them to use my body, that'd be a glorious death.

If they can make me into a walking atomic bomb, I can walk into UAE and explode, that's acceptable as well. Ok, maybe something else tomorrow. It's not manly to think about death for more than a minute in just one day, so I'm stopping.

Just been reading the Darwin Awards and this is my favourite so far;
A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death.

God bless the retards for making me smile

I think I'd like to go pretty old skool. Maybe tied to a stone slab atop an Aztec temple and have my heart cut out and showed to me still beating.

Empressario, do you enjoy pain or are you gonna ignore it just for this show off?

Yeh, I was assuming a local anaesthetic to take the edge off the initial incision and I'm fairly sure that you wouldn't feel much when the heart is cut out. After that I imagine quite a quick drift into unconsciousness. It's the visual impact that I would be going for. The Aztec elders assembled on the temple in full dress. The executioner holding the heart aloft to show the crowd. That kind of shit...

Originally Posted by Bester

Also, dying of super old age, like 110, that'd be fine by me.

And how many Russian residents make it to 110 Bester?

I'd like to go as quickly as fucking possible without knowing anything about it.

No preference on the method