Thread: fucking hell

hi guys quit smoking about a month ago and i am fucking desperate for one, any tips?

Get cigarette. Light it. Smoke it. Shut up.

Do what EMP says, what's the point of quoting something you enjoy? Have you not heard the world's end is near! I am not a smoker but I am planning on abusing my liver more throughout this year.

well thats sorted then start smoking again, and do a hell of a lot more drugs

don't forget whack off 24/7

Yeh, I didn't think of that. Quitting smoking is all about keeping your hands busy isn't it? Maybe you could give free hand jobs to take your mind off the cravings. Put my name down for a quick one tomorrow please Champers...

Replace cigarettes with weed.
Try patches. They're a god send. Plus, if you put a few on, you get a nice little buzz...oh, and it can kill you as well.

There is absolutely no need to stop smoking. The trick is to ABSTAIN. In other words you're not going to smoke all the time......but you're not going to not smoke all the time.
I used to be a 40 a dayer. Now, because I abstain, I smoke when I enjoy it, like when I'm drinking or getting wrecked, and I don't smoke the rest of the time. I also don't smoke when I'm pissed off.....only for pleasure.
If you abstain most of the time, ie; smoke a lot less, and don't beat yourself up about it when you do smoke........because you didn't stop smoking, you abstained, and that means you can smoke every now and then...............you will succeed.