I love this little pop "science" articles, its just so ridiculous, yet passed has credible. women and their silly ideas, god i love them.
http://glo.msn.com/relationships/wha...m-6408.gallery
I love this little pop "science" articles, its just so ridiculous, yet passed has credible. women and their silly ideas, god i love them.
http://glo.msn.com/relationships/wha...m-6408.gallery
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agree this is fucking ridiculous, who is this patrick wanis anyway, he sounds like some man hating gay
so my girlfriend leaves the toilet seat up and leaves dirty dishes in the sink, which drives me nuts, so am i correct in applying this quacks assumptions to her
i don't think the people at rolaids ever won any spelling bees
I giggled quite a bit. But, then again, my boyfriend does the dishes most the time, (because i can't stand) and he pees with the seat down.
Whoa. wait.
http://glo.msn.com/relationships/wha...m-4413.gallery
what a man's swimsuit says about him.
To make the wife happy i've started to leave the toliet seat down, however i've now started to piss in the sink. But the bread knife is a happy bunny
Fuck you Trav!! I leave the toilet seat up now and then because I am preoccupied with other shit. I am sorry you bought me a dog that enjoys drinking out of the toilet! And atleast my dishes make it to the sink.Originally Posted by trav
You are a procrastinating, food slurper that doesn't open doors!
From silent farting and refusing to admit guilt to calling every 5 minutes with nothing relevant to communicate, some female behaviors can really get under our skin. We've asked an animal behavior expert Alfred Bester Ph. D. to explain if certain behaviors should alert you or are simply harmless attributes of woman's nature.
- Waiting to be asked to perform oral sex
"Women who don't jump on your penis with an open mouth are usually egocentric", says Bester. This type of behavior may hide underlying emotional detachment, which results in being a bad parent. They are unreliable for building a family unit.
- Silent fart
A woman who passes wind and denies any connection with the resulting odor has an immature character. This kind of woman is your typical hit and run driver. They may get pregnant and suck great amount of resources out of your bank account for the rest of your life. Dr. Bester advices you to avoid this type of women.
- Bad smell out of reproductive organs
This usually signifies emotional issues, as well as insecurity, problems of self expression and it can be related to laziness. These women may have a tendency for exaggerating things.
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Last edited by Bester; 01-28-2011 at 10:02 PM.
I agree.
"guys shouldn’t look at the act of putting the seat down as a loss of manhood", he says. What a dickbag. Has he not heard of laziness? Why do I give a shit about my manliness anyway. It's not like i don't enjoy poncing about in a tutu. I fucking hate douchebag big shot femme-fatale magazine psychologist cunts. they make me angrrr.
Aaaah, so much hate. The creature that wrote this abomination is clearly neither man nor beast, with no understanding of anything, at all, ever. If he has a cock it's the one that hangs down over his eyes and stops him from seeing shit that's completely FUCKING OBVIOUS. Jeeeeeeeez. I leave the bog seat up becaue I'm lazy. I slurp my food because I cannot be fucked to eat it quietly. I bite my nails because when I notice they're uncomfortably long the clippers are miles a fucking way. And all this shite about losing manliness. Subversive intra-relationship power struggles. Load of wank. the only power struggle is the freaking bitch hand. And who gives a shit about my manliness? It's not like I don't enjoy poncing about in a tutu listening to Marvin Gaye. Fuck that shit.
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