Thread: Best, Worst and First

Let us all divulge the best, worst and first moments of our lives where we've touched someones genitals or they touched yours.

In light of the 5th year anniversary of S&W, I thought It'd be appropriate to start a thread in which the disgusting ritualistic tendencies, involving genitalia, of the S&W swarm are laid bare for all to see.

Please be mindful and courteous of other listeners and remember to include and meticulously elaborate on the small and or largely obscene details. By doing so, this will allow for many of the forum members to simulate, construct and prepare for the day, where they too may experience and venture into the large gaping crevasse that is a vagina.

Let it be known that pictorial evidence will be greatly appreciated by many, if not all.




RareBreed

I'm guessing that your lack of participation in your own thread could only mean that you're a fugly virgin.

That being said my first private touching experience I think happened when I was in kindergarten. A boy named Derek would sneak under the table and diddle me during art. I was six I think and my teacher caught us. I'm not sure if she ever told my folks but I never got in trouble for it. We continued to play with eachother but we took it to the bathroom from then on.

Worst time was my first time with an uncut dude. His dick looked like a squid and he was terrible at oral. We fooled around on his living room floor while watching v for vendetta. I was dating another guy at he time and he kept calling me but I obviously didn't answer. When I got home I called him and he grilled me on the details of the movie which I didn't really watch... It was just bad all around. Few years later the guy calls me up to rehash that night. I was so sick of him I told him the truth of it all. I like to think it was because of me that he packed his shot and moved to the deep south, cutting all ties with everyone he knew in Jersey.

A Turkish sexy bitch with schizophrenia (but off medication) from my class asked me to pee in front of her and held my junk, apparently it turned her on. First time contact, 15 y.o.

My man freaks out any time I ask to hold his dick when he pees.

Originally Posted by RareBreed

Too right you are there Crusher, how perceptive of you.

My days are spent avoiding all objects that hold any reflective surfaces so that I don't catch a glimpse of my heinous facial features and rotund figure. I'm a disgusting excuse for a human being and hole myself up in my parents basement in fear of public scrutiny and an onslaught of ridicule, with only my companions, my clan on WoW, consoling me.

The only way I can seem to control my sexual frustrations is to fuck myself dry with my step-mothers second hand rubber fist, while watching clips of young pre-pubescent girls being stuffed in every orifice by giant tentacled monster.

This is about as close as I come to a genital story, perhaps if I'm as lucky as you, I too will find a desperate motherfucker to ram their micropenis into my gaping vag.


Rarebreed.

Its true, it takes a lot of luck and frankly a good amount of surreptitious drugs to have my insides tickled. But it does happen and Ill gladly share my experiences when asked. Unlike you who are just too good to follow your own advice. Just give an order and expect the minions to obey.
Oh look, it worked.