Thread: Interview with BK

I've decided that my gift to the world will be to reveal the mysteries inside Bastard Kestrels mind. I've began an interview series in the intent to dig inside the tortured soul that is this man. If you wish to participate, do post your question and I'll direct the ones that aren't total nonsense, or from Trav, to him. In the first of the series we began with:


What would you say is more disgusting: getting fucked by a man, or having a blow job from your mother. And explain your logic will ya good sir?

In the end we're all animals are we not? Just fucking apes who believed themselves to be angels. I dont think they're nothing disgusting in both scenarios to be honest. Its just flesh rubbing against flesh. I've read that some amazon tribes do practice that.

"practice what whimpering toothless chav?"

Free love, they fuck anything, a man, boy, they're mum. They even fuck animals. thats what i'm saying. When you're in the state of nature, you're free from all illusions. We're just star dust that believes it has a soul.

"Did you ever get fucked by a man, or your mom?"

No I haven't.

"It does seem abit odd to me that you have such a strong opinion if you've never done it before. Would you agree get fucked by a man if we did this interview via skype? Just to test your theory on freedom ofcourse"

I dont think i could, you see, i was raised in the city, i'm used to not having my bum rubbing against some guys bollocks. What if i dont like it? there is no going back from there is it? I would have to live the rest of my life with that memory.

"Would you do it if you where terminally ill?"

umm, only if he was my age. I feel i we could share the experience better. I would have nothing to talk to with a young guy. And he did not have to be too gay.

"You find gay men disgusting?"

Nothing personal against them, but they kinda gross me out.


"So you're sexually attracted to men, but just not gay men?"

Umm, yeah.










Well there you have it folks. Have a nice evening.

I told the idiot i was writing a novel about him. i got enough material to publish has a novel. Bloody hell is whimpering toothless chav one disturbing fuck. It got creepy where he began explaining that man and woman are not that different, and with the right genetic changes we can have an androgynous society. Men and Women separated by living in the wild throw environmental adaptation would finally unite and become one.

He also wants to have a microchip that allows him to feel hannahs emotions like telepathy.

Men with one testicle. Thats what must comes to his mind. But i'll give him a call to ask anyways.