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    Ode to Dura Mater

    Dura Mater is an interesting character. God knows when she joined the forum, but soon captivated our eyes with a shot of her ass. Nothing fancy you wouldn’t see on a facebook page, no bending over, sucking her own tit, just her standing in a bikini. Her 100% Korean caramel skin begging to be licked by 1000 nerds at once. Mind you Dura Mater is not a bad looking gal, but this is not her appeal. There is something odd about her. In the West when we think Asian girl we think of a short, borderline retarded sweatshop worker, and at first Dura Mater was no different, but has she posted, has she showed her personality, we turned from arrogant Americans with more 3rd world pussy then we can possibly eat to 14 century pussy hungry European sailors landing in the far east for the very first time. Imagine your traditional Asian chick, sweatshop working bee with double digit IQ who cant even be decent fuck meat for the lack of curves, this is Dura Mater when you’ve just dropped your load. But has the weeks pass and you begin to be pussy starved; she converts herself into a mystical Oriental dancer. That silly look in her eyes now reflects an inner deepness in thought…

    One thing that is original about Dura Mater is that its her personality that makes her the sexual object desired by so many who come across her. Its not her tits, or her ass, or a pretty face, its her! That adorable little voice who will call you a cock sucking homo after she schools your ass in Call of Duty throw xbox live. This average girl becomes a fantasy. You begin to wonder is she will cry like a mouse like the girls in Japanese porn, or will call you a queer for not ramming her cunt like a stallion. Will she let you do her up the ass? Drop a load on her face? The difficult part in fucking Dura Mater is leaving her. For unlike the rest of the boring cunts out there you are there to fuck an abstract, a personality, something only women talk about, not an ass or tits or to drop your load. She cannot be replaced. She suffers of this, all she ever wanted is a physical relationship where the guy will use her like a giant flashlight, drop his load, and run off the door, she being free to continue using her surgical equipment on live animals for laughs or whatever she does.

    One thing about Dura Mater that is worthy of mention is her utter lack of pussy smell. This most probably is heritage of her ancestry and obsessive desire to keep her intestine track clean by consuming nothing but mint like herbs for a week. I imagine that in the good old American days she would have been sold for a worthy price to pioneers. She would be forced to step infront of white men willing to pay good money for a female slave. The announcer would offer the interested buyers to walk by and take a sniff of her crotch, then compare it with the African next to her “Not a smell gentlemen not a smell! This Asian model is excellent for the pioneer traveling across virgin land. She can spend weeks without wasting water for a bath and be has fresh has morning dawn. She also eats like a child and shits like a bird. Come on up gentlemen who wants her? You wont see another one of this Mongoloids in America for has long has you live….”

    We miss you silly twat, at least I do. We hope to see you again in the ass thread.
    Last edited by IronMan666; 12-28-2010 at 07:12 PM.
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    Bravo! Bellissimo!

    I too am in love with her brain and would give my right nut to throw it up her. And I really don't usually find myself attracted to Asian's.

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    That was brilliant tranny from El Armpito! Do you have audio of her calling you a cocksucking homo? I would love to hear that.

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    I want your balls too, sweat reeking spic. Wait. Quiero tus heuvos.
    Now have your mom make me some decent ceviche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuraMater View Post
    I want your balls too, sweat reeking spic. Wait. Quiero tus heuvos.
    Now have your mom make me some decent ceviche.
    You probably want to cut them off and wear them like earrings.
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    Dude, uh, I think you might have an unhealthy obsession with this woman. How do you know she's even real? Maybe she's alter-ego created by Dee Simon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bastardo View Post
    Maybe she's alter-ego created by Dee Simon.
    Then she would be a german neonazi dominatrix!

    But I met her once, i drove all the way from arizona to alabama. we spent time in the bar, walked around down town, and at the end, told me she had school tomorrow and left me with blue balls. I had seen the crack of her ass in the bar and began to jerkoff to it in the hotel. What made me cum was imagining I staved her bellybotton and had my dick penetrate it, filling her internal organs with my balljuice. I showed her!
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    Some fuckwit doesn't know what an ode is. Not entirely surprised.

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    Next I'd like to see a thread called "eau de duramater."
    I have to return some video tapes...

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    Vodka and death. Yeah, who could resist?

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