do you have a celebrity/or anything else that annoys the fuck out of you, living or dead?
wanna vent off or make some people laugh and possibly get arrested?
then this is the thread for you.
dear usher,
the sound of your pre-pubescent voice, and shitty beats make me want to go out and kick old people until it stops! everytime i hear you, i want to rip out your tongue and cover it in shit, roll it in my neatley trimmed pubes that i have been collecting so it looks like a furry truffle and then force it down your throat. as it goes down and is making you want to cough, you won't be able to as i'll have my hands round your throat and would be choking the very life out of you. then i would kick you repeatedly in your balls until you pass out or cry. after that i would slip on my freddy glove and jam it through your lower back and use you as a puppet, take you around all the schools and use you as a reason not to listen to shitty r n b. then i would take a steaming dump on your face and leave you in the middle of tesco.
stinkypete.
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