Thread: Spastic retard in disguise

just seen this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-offence.html
i take it the term spastic in the US means something different or doesnt exist

I'm pretty sure in Britain 'spastic' means retard.

Aww balls bloody link it's a new transformer toy that's called spastic and has been stopped from being released in the Sharia land because spastic does mean retard!

Spastic is a derogatory term which can be used to describe someone that is a retard or to be PC, someone that has learning difficulties. However, it can be used in the Sharia land to describe someone when they have had a complete malfunction of common sense. I doubt they use it up north to much because their vocabulary doesn't actually stretch that far and they are all actually spastics themselves.

Used in a sentence:

"Oit you fucking northern bird, your supposed to suck my knob not the fucking bed knob, you spastic"

Can also be shortened down to just spaz, means exactly the same thing!

If you shout "spaz" in the street any one from Birmingham will actually turn round and respond.

I couldn't have put it any better thank you mr dictionary!

Originally Posted by caradoc

Spastic is a derogatory term which can be used to describe someone that is a retard or to be PC, someone that has learning difficulties. However, it can be used in the Sharia land to describe someone when they have had a complete malfunction of common sense. I doubt they use it up north to much because their vocabulary doesn't actually stretch that far and they are all actually spastics themselves.

Used in a sentence:

"Oit you fucking northern bird, your supposed to suck my knob not the fucking bed knob, you spastic"

Can also be shortened down to just spaz, means exactly the same thing!

If you shout "spaz" in the street any one from Birmingham will actually turn round and respond.

Ive never heard anyone from london say "fucking" its always "facking" southern pounce, fuck off! you cant

Originally Posted by jarv78

Ive never heard anyone from london say "fucking" its always "facking" southern pounce, fuck off! you cant

Yea, we say facking but you type fucking! Just cause we say barth, and not bath, doesn't mean we spell it barth. Anyway my current rip on the northern's is justified cause a northern bird almost run me over when she was doing about 40 on the ice, skidded and mounted the pavement. The north holds such treasure's as Alton Towers and deep fried mars bars. Not to mention Tetley's beer.

Also the south has our fair share of wank stains as well, let me mention essex, and this who Nervous_breakdown has so kindly posted into another thread.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...15850473?f=rss