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    Sick and Wrong Haiku

    Out at the dyke bar
    A lone pube sits on the john
    that is pretty gross
    Last edited by Zoom; 11-30-2010 at 11:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoom View Post
    Out at the dyke bar
    A lone pube sits on the john
    that is pretty gross
    I blew on it
    But it was stuck
    in a droplet of pee

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiliWhite View Post
    I blew on it
    But it was stuck
    in a droplet of pee
    So I blew harder
    And the pee splashed back at me
    Now I have The AIDS
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/xpreciousdeceitx/crusher.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    So I blew harder
    And the pee splashed back at me
    Now I have The AIDS
    Mother had AIDS when I was born
    Brother, Sister, Father got it from her
    I was the spared golden child
    and now I got it froma golden shower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    So I blew harder
    And the pee splashed back at me
    Now I have The AIDS
    Quote Originally Posted by LiliWhite View Post
    Mother had AIDS when I was born
    Brother, Sister, Father got it from her
    I was the spared golden child
    and now I got it froma golden shower
    You might have the AIDS
    But we can just be careful
    Three friends together


    Now keep it going, it's getting good...

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    Crusher EMP and Lili
    playing if you show me yours
    i'll show you mine

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    But there's a question
    Why was Zoom at a dyke bar
    At the ladie's john?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiliWhite View Post
    Crusher EMP and Lili
    playing if you show me yours
    i'll show you mine
    Ill play with you guys
    Ew, Emp, whats on your penis?!
    Dont touch me with it.

    Hey Lili, nice boobs
    Let me get a closer look
    Om nom nom nom nom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    But there's a question
    Why was Zoom at a dyke bar
    At the ladie's john?
    Zoom loves all ladies
    Regardless of their preference
    for men or women

    He takes what he wants
    and he asks questions later
    so he has The Herp
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    Rotten Camel Ass
    Let us see your awesome tits
    OH GOD NEVERMIND!

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