tranny from El Armpito limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the tranny from El Armpito whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when tranny from El Armpito pulls out his dick without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" proud dad of a down syndrome kid raises his hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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Originally Posted by Crusher 
