A Girly Thread for Girly Things

[Crusher]

All rude male comments will be disregarded, but otherwise please feel free to join in. The topic of period fucking has already been discussed... Lili has been kind enough to broach the subject of pube-scaping.

I suppose we can delve into it more here but I wouldnt want to detract from her thread.

But to keep it on topic, how about female fantasies? I myself long to be ravaged by a brutish man with flowing nigger hair, rippling muscles and a massive throbbing member. I wouldnt mind if he held a knife to my throat and called me dirty names as he pounded me until my thighs bruised and I passed out.

Of course we can discuss make-up techniques. I steal mine from the local pharmacy.

But what about the male aspect of our lives? The opposite sex makes ours worth while, dont you think? Its just too bad they often smell terrible. Do you mind going down on a swampy boy? I really mind. Do you have a favorite or special technique that you use? I often employ the hand/mouth technique whereby my hand swirls up and down after my mouth while my other hand plays with his boys. Do you ever manipulate his back door? Does he enjoy it? Do you? Or do you think its maybe a little gay...

I know we have some girls who enjoy the girls on here too and we mustnt leave them out. Girls do you mind smelly girls? Does cheese on the taco turn you off? Maybe you can give our men a little advice on pleasing a lady. I told my guy last night that Im going to bring a lady home with me if I didnt receive oral pleasure. I think a lady would know how to please another... and for that reason I often fantasize about women.

So here is our thread. Fill it with useful tidbits.

[IronMan666]

May I suggest comparing ass size?

[Crusher]

Do you like girls with junk in the trunk? Some cushion for the pushin'? Or do you prefer a tighter ass that bruises your pelvis as you smash into her from behind.

Personally, Ive got a jiggly butt. Id like it to be firmer but I just cant lay off the donuts.

[snembot]

I have a small white-girl butt. Which is why I love that damn ass thread so much. I really can't stop thinking about burying my face in Pocahontas' butt.

Also guys, don't eat a pussy like you're a kitten lapping up milk. Put some elbow grease into it. Also don't mind that horrible pun. Is it even a pun? Whatever it is, it's bad, but disregard it nonetheless.

[Crusher]

Also, theres more to the vagina than the clitoris, for Christs sake.

Snem, you reminded me of that video about that retard who prematurely ejacs with those two chicks... "Dont pet it, its not a kitty superior being"

[snembot]

Forreal. Tongue-fucking is hot. Do it.

Also, now you just reminded me of the scene from Gummo where the dad pimps out his retarded daughter to the two yokels.

[snembot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyo7sSKQMT4

[Crusher]

I mean, even if you dont stick your tongue in me, those inner labia need some laving.
Loving the laving

[redski]

But to keep it on topic, how about female fantasies? I myself long to be ravaged by a brutish man with flowing nigger hair, rippling muscles and a massive throbbing member. I wouldnt mind if he held a knife to my throat and called me dirty names as he pounded me until my thighs bruised and I passed out.

Maybe you can give our men a little advice on pleasing a lady. I told my guy last night that Im going to bring a lady home with me if I didnt receive oral pleasure. I think a lady would know how to please another... and for that reason I often fantasize about women.

i know you hate nearly everything that i post on here, but after reading this, i can say that its not jus the hashish im enjoying.....

[IronMan666]

I like ass over tits. A women with weak lower body seems groos and unhealthy to me. But i sure do love to play with tits.

Crusher dearest, you are not overweight thus yout ass fat is actually healthy. And loosing bodymass will not make it small and tight. I used to be a trainer and i suggest you just work out the muscle. Thats the only way to get it tight.; But i might have to take another closer look at it to give out a proper recomendation in personallized excersices.;