anybody else dream of zombies? i keep dreaming they are taking over the world, and all i got to defend myself is a shovel. how many different ways can you kill a zombie with a shovel for fuck sake???
anybody else dream of zombies? i keep dreaming they are taking over the world, and all i got to defend myself is a shovel. how many different ways can you kill a zombie with a shovel for fuck sake???
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Did you try ducttaping the sledgehammer to it?
Jab in the throat
side angle thrust at the temple
behind the knee and then down to the back of the neck
jab at the eye region, throat, kick to the ground spin shove and use the handle end shove into eye socket until brain spurts out mouth
Have friend pull down Zombies pants and then shove shovel up Zombies ass, push Zombie over crouched friend breaking shovel in Zombies rectum (this takes practice and timing)
Get aids and then rape Zombie
no, the only thing i can ever find is a shovel. im smackin them in the face, standin on the chest, then hackin off the head. i can feel every single blow and can even hear the spine snappin as the shovel cuts through it.
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Forget the zombies and just go to the Winchester.
haha, maybe i can blag a toastie
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A little too much left for dead??
The shovel, in my expert opinion, is one of the best weapons for killing zombies. A /modified/ shovel is even better- a drain spade and a pistol are probably all you really need.
so are they your weapons of choice, for when the zombie apocalypse starts?
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Yeah.
I mean, if I had my druthers, Id take a well fortified second story apartment and a sniper rifle. But for close quarters Id like a machete or a sword. Unfortunately I dont have either one of those in my house and its probably difficult to get them. A drain spade is a multi-use item. You can dig a trench, barricade a door and take off someones head.
Of course Id like a gun, something small, and only as backup.
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