Thought Experiment Thread

[ChickenFucker]

I know this was on the old forum but it deserves a thread.

I'll kick it off with...this one's for the guys only I'm afraid...

Gun to your head, would you take a kick to the bollocks or a non-fatal punch to the throat?

[redski]

I know this was on the old forum but it deserves a thread.

I'll kick it off with...this one's for the guys only I'm afraid...

Gun to your head, would you take a kick to the bollocks or a non-fatal punch to the throat?

both : )

[Empressario]

I'll take the non-fatal punch to the throat please. I took a real kick to the bollocks playing football which resulted in severe pain, a twisted ball, then a hydrocele a year later. That had to be drained by my doctor with a hypodermic needle in the bollock because it was growing too big to fit in my pants. Then I had an operation to cut open the bollock and twist the sack that covers the teste back into it's correct position. So like I said, punch to the throat please.

[illiterati]

So like I said, punch to the throat please.

I hear you on that, but it could be worse. There are some major blood vessels in the throat, so fucking with them may not kill you, but it could cause a hemorrhage or a stroke. You could be retarded with perfect shiny balls. Which isn't so bad, as long as you get a handy from the nurses every once in a while.

[Empressario]

I hear you on that, but it could be worse. There are some major blood vessels in the throat, so fucking with them may not kill you, but it could cause a hemorrhage or a stroke. You could be retarded with perfect shiny balls. Which isn't so bad, as long as you get a handy from the nurses every once in a while.

Retard with perfect shiny balls every time

[redski]

i had a tiny shoe thrown at me once, and it smacked me full pelt in the left testicle. i got up, puked on the floor then proceeded to walk extremely slowly to the bedroom where i passed out on the bed . . . . . . . 30 mins later, my mrs came in with a cup of tea, apologised profusely for throwing the tiny shoe at me and then let me spunk in her mouth. true story.

[Empressario]

A tiny shoe?

[redski]

A tiny shoe?

a tiny shoe . . . . it was ceramic

[Empressario]

a tiny shoe . . . . it was ceramic

You're into some kinky shit. Fair play.

[redski]

You're into some kinky shit. Fair play.

i am indeed, but not that.