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  1. 10-08-2010, 03:40 AM #1
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    A Spot for Sick Jokes

    Cause I had to Google a bunch today and shouldnt have had to.


    What has two legs and bleeds?
    Half a dog.



    Whats nigger and blue and hates sex?
    The ten year old in my trunk.



    Whats the best part about having sex with a five year old?
    Watching him break down on the witness stand.



    Mans walking through the woods with a little boy. Boy looks up at him and says "Im scared." Man looks back and goes, "Youre scared?! I have to walk back alone!"



    What do you do to a deaf mute after you rape her?
    Break her fingers so she cant tell anyone.
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    What do you do after eating bald pussy ? put her diaper back on !

    How do you make you dick look bigger ? Put it in the hands of a 5 year old!

    tranny from El Armpito ? tranny from El Armpito !
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    What's 12", stiff and makes your girlfriend cry at night?



    cot death
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    What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

    Sexy kids.
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    My 3 year old daughter recently asked me why the toilet seat can lift up.
    I told her that's how daddy uses it.
    She replied, "Oh, so it's like my skirt?"

    Is that not the cutest thing you've ever heard?
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    I know a great place to post those Emps!
    Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    I know a great place to post those Emps!
    I haven't got the energy for that site any more :-) Now that they've got moderators and removed the delete post button, it's just too frustrating having to create new profiles every half hour...
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    I don't know why people keep making cruel jibes about Heather Mills' appearance.

    Personally I think she's sex on leg.
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    Fucking TV adverts for Christmas in October!

    We'll be celebrating 9/11 in July soon.
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    America: a country where people believe the moon landing is fake, but wrestling is real...
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