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    George Michael prison incident

    During george's first hour in jail, he had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse by inmates. Prison officers said it was a Careless Wispa

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    Well, that sucked.
    I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no head.

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    i bet he's really going to hate being in prison.
    he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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    That cracked me up man
    Never argue with an idiot, they might be doing the same thing.

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    He has already written a song about his skinhead cell mate he has called hit "hairless Fister"

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    after having his arse shagged until it bled on his first day in prison. George Michael has appealed against his 8 week sentence.....


    He wants it increased to 30 weeks !

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    If George gets his nuts ripped off in prison he'll be a "pair-less mister"

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    nice

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    I just saw a video about this and someone had written WHAM! on the front of the photo shop that he ran into and damaged. I lol'ed.

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