Thread: Who has the biggest Member? ;-)

Here at S&W we have a multi-national members forum and it begs the question:-

1) Which male has the biggest cock (when erect)?

2) Which female has the biggest tits?

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In reply to this thread you have to give your nation of residence and your size (pictures are optional as are skin colour - thus proving or rubbishing claims that nigger men are biggest). The "biggest" male & the "biggest" female has the bragging rights of the S&W forum.

I already know that I won't be No 1 but I am definitely am curious as to which nation has the biggest bits.

Regards

Sigourney's Beaver!

To get things started here and without blushing.

I am from the Sharia land and have an average size cock of 7", added to the fact I am a caucasian male

If I was was of an African descent then I could boast of an average 3ft schlong but as it is, I have enough to fill a pram and create life!

Be honest peeps, after all - we are all bigger in the trouser department than Dee & Lance! (sorry guys but you know its true - the men who are all mouth are lacking in the trouser department)

Regards

Sigourney's Beaver

Seeing as you haven't listed your measurements, I am taking it that you are a Dwarf and that you are only around 5"!

Your lack of stature makes your penis look bigger than average haha

Is that proven?

I am unsure how a "soundboard" can show a person's measurements?

As for fuck off - I quite like it here and I think I will stake my claim in a residency here (that is if you have no objection). I'm quite looking forward to being a part of the S&W famillia.

BTW - Nice to know you love to wrap yourself in poop. Is that a hobby you like to do in your spare time or is that what you were taught to do by your daddy as a child?

:-D

I think the term is spelt Gipsy and unlike other Gipsies - I own a brick built house and pay council tax. One thing I do that is similar to Gipsies is that I go out on nights out and claim my woman whether she likes it or not. That bitch is mine!

I'm already intoxicated on a mixture of Vodka, Red Bull, Coca Cola and Codeine. Join the club of being fucked up. We await your arrival!