C'mon then, the boys reckon this will be an interesting discussion...tell us what you long to do that you haven't already done. I probably don't have to advise you that boring clich?s will be frowned upon ('I've always wanted to see the northern lights! smiley face, wink, heart, lolz'), dig deep into your cesspits and give us some real dirt. This is a safe, loving, trusting community...no one will judge you.
Sex.
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Originally Posted by Bester
Kestrel's right. We are S&W fans. We only dream of women. Our sex life means wanking while reading the random picture thread. This forum should be called Sick and Wrongs Virgins Anonymous.
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I could say a few things, but the world just isn't ready. Everyone has a shitload of phobias.
Well I would of said a vacation in Thailand (smiley face, wink, heart, lolz)... But I may be going this summer, so that should be intersting, should atleast have some stories to tell the grandkids by the end of it...
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Wow.... Nothing but sex huh? I would like to get the fuck out of Miami, and ride a lion.
"time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and im all out of gum."
This is just for the foreplay:
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Sexy things I'd like to do:
You know how there was a brief craze of people 'extreme ironing'- Extreme ironing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I've always thought 'extreme sexing' could be fun. Like by the edge of a cliff -for example- or up a really cold mountain, or whilst driving really fast in car, or up a tall ladder (ran out of ideas there!) etc. Some situation where there's an element of REAL danger. Could be quite hot. Also always thought sex in 0 gravity would be amazing...
Another is role play. But I mean like- a big theatrical, dramatic, spectacular, convoluted EPIC role play that involves props and multiple characters and a grand location and a rain machine and a second act twist! That would be hella sexy.
Non sexy things:
Drive a Ferrari on the Autobahn, do 40mph on my snowboard, live in America for a summer, do a pinup fashion shoot...oh, and have a night of crazed partying with all you colourful bunch
Aww, kinda beat me to what I was gonna say; Skydiving! But you don't want any Cliche` so that got me thinking. Well people have already done naked skydiving So I'm thinking is it possible to fuck to orgasm while falling from the sky. Hell the guys in that video claim skydiving alone is better than sex - so this could be best idea I've had around aviation.
Challenge: Finish the job before you pull your chute! This changes the sex game completely, where being able to start and finish in 3 minutes was considered a bad thing, now your lack of ability to keep the night lasting has some real use!
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For when Yasminge wins the lottery:
A day of serious roleplay that eventually results in snowboarding down a slope at 40MPH, then into the back of a C-130 Hercules painted to look like the Autobahn. Inside the plane with be a Ferrari, which you will drive out of the plane after it's climbed to a really high altitude. Have sex in the car while it falls out of the sky, then bail out of it, pull your parachutes and land in the middle of a pinup fashion shoot in America during the summer. After that all the sick and wrong bunch will be there to go out and get annihilated out in Vegas.
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