In keeping with the Dee is now single thread, which one of our beloved podcrafters gets laid first?
It does not count if you pay for it. You must bed down the lady the old fashioned way, get her drunk and lie to her about everything.
In keeping with the Dee is now single thread, which one of our beloved podcrafters gets laid first?
It does not count if you pay for it. You must bed down the lady the old fashioned way, get her drunk and lie to her about everything.
Last edited by thesodomizer; 02-09-2012 at 09:44 PM.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
It'll be Wackerle. He'll drug her drink and create his fantasies while she is asleep. Not only that, he will also have thousands of different theories about how those bruises appeared on her body overnight. Well, that's what I think anyway.
That's a toughy. Dee lives in a single man's studio hovel in LA where all the women are hot but shallow starfuckers who'll only put out for casting agents and film directors, while Lance has a large, well-appointed house with it's own back yard for holding BBQs and filming porn, and he likes cooking and having people over.
But on the other hand, Dee is an incorrigible pussy hound who likes to play up his alternative lifestyle credentials, while Lance appears as the tamer, more conventional of the two who puts more stock in having a good career and house than getting balls deep in sluts. My money is on Dee.
It's the Clark Kent/Superman conundrum. Chicks only know Lance as his vanilla engineer alter ego; if they knew him as Lance Wackerle, the irreverent, seditious excoriator of humanity as we know him from the podcasts, he'd be up to his butt nuts in slut guts every day of his life. Yet he dare not tell of his secret identity.
What they could do then, is host a massive party/BBQ/any-reason-to-get-wasted event, at Lance's, both get absolutely trashed and see who gets a girl first. Dee would probably have to go the girl's place or her car to actually do anything (bonus points if he does her in a hedge or up a tree). But it could work. Putting both of them in the same environment with a bunch of hot pussy is probably the fastest way to start and end this competition so long as none of them go hiring prostitutes in the time between now and then.
Wrapping my mind around the image of this with out this without the sweet sweet smoke to cushion the impact puts me closer to brain damaged than I care to admit.Originally Posted by Reich
If they did this the question would be null and void. They would just end up in bed together
I think lance can bag one before dee does, if he would release the inner podcast personality, but his real personality is as antisocial as a child that was buttraped when he/she was three years old. All bets on dee.
"time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and im all out of gum."
Who gets laid first is anyone's game. Dee has hooker friends, Wackerle makes fancy parties with girls half his age.
On the long run i'm guessing Dee Simon would pull more new ass, but Wackerle must have a nice harem of co-workers and such he fucks regularly.
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