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    Sex dream.

    A few nights ago I had a dream I was making out with one of my superior beings on the bathroom floor. Does anyone here know how to interpret dreams?
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    I can go either way.

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    You have pussy on the brain.

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    In the bleak, Ken Loachian wilderness of whimpering toothless chav's life, the only living creatures that like whimpering toothless chav, or at least don't actively shun him, are his superior beings. In the way that some men misinterpret the smallest act of kindness from a woman as a signal that she wants to fuck him, whimpering toothless chav misinterprets his superior beings' tolerance of him as a declaration of love and a desire to be fucked by him. whimpering toothless chav's managed to suppress his carnal desires towards his superior beings while awake, but his subconscious has no such qualms and indulges these desires freely while he sleeps, perchance to wet dream.

    Please don't take this as criticism, whimpering toothless chav. superior being sex is still sex and it's more than I'm getting.

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    How did/do you know it was dream?
    Don't hate me because I'm better than you... Hate me because I'm a cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reich View Post

    Please don't take this as criticism, whimpering toothless chav. superior being sex is still sex and it's more than I'm getting.
    I didn't take it as criticism, I just wished you'd stop fucking stalking me.

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    How did/do you know it was dream?
    That actually occurred to me.
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    I can go either way.

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    as long as you don't wake up, with said superior being impaled on your penis, i think you'll be fine. may i suggest a little light reading before bed.

    Don't hate me because I'm better than you... Hate me because I'm a cunt.

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    Your walked in on you while you was taking a shit plus you may have been horny at that particular time and you saw superior being before you slept ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    I just wished you'd stop fucking stalking me.
    I can't help it. Something about you fascinates me. tranny from El Armpito felt it, too.

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    From a young Age Bastard Kestrels Saxon breas shouted thus:

    "I don't like second place
    Its best to have first!"

    And from this noble maxim he set out to conquer the world.

    The Punk rock years came and went. When the dust had settled he was left with no cash or education.
    Now the young girls mock him cause he has nothing in his pockets but a clever hole that leads to a useless dick.

    Now he curses the world, calling humanity superficial and materialistic. Only his kittens love him for who he is and not the value he provides. So now he seeks to fuck them.


    I'm surprise how accurate I was with my whimpering toothless chav Saga:

    Murder the Founding Fathers who turned queer on us. Declare them Gods. Erase their shameful last act from history. Rewrite their story in grandiose mythology. Save the S&W nation from collapse. Lead the sheep to new sunny shores...

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    Call now: (619) 352-0731

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    Its amazing what you can learn about a person by stalking them.
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    "Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bester View Post
    I can go either way.

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