Thread: World's Best Condom Award

What's your favourite brand of condom? I've always been a fan of Durex's product and their commercials.

There's a hidden message behind that advert: The amoral murdering psychopath is America. The mother represents the Red Indians, their cultures and their land, and then the subsequent victims represent all the different peoples and countries that have been murdered by America in its global rampage. The father is Europe, Britain in particular.

What exactly the condom is I'm not sure yet. Maybe it represents a complete pre-Columbian Islamic conquest of Europe by the Turks and the Moors, for if these peoples had been in charge of Europe then there would never had been all the trans-Atlantic crossings that led to the establishment of America.

This is what I call good advertising. Although I couldn't help but stare at his mole throughout the entire thing.

Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel

I love rubber Johnnies, the tool of the expert love maker.

So why do you love them?

Danny of the Gradualreport takes the Trojan to it's limit. Sometimes the best advert are just demonstrating a product's capabilities.

Then he tests the old idea that doubling over reinforces the strength.

(Don't do it - two condoms produces a lot of friction and is actually more likely to break them, than the sand-paper qualities of the girl you found in the skip)

I don't think I have a payload large enough to bring a condom to even half that size so Trojan's are winning on the atmospheric pressure test.

I miss the trojan commercials, that shit was da funny.