Thread: The Sick and Wrong Cinema Club

Right then, I know we already have a "Movie reccomendations" thread. But I felt a shiny new thread was needed purely to help us to decide what to part our hard earned cash on at the big screen.

Essentially this is a movie review thread for recent releases. Write a review, give a score (out of 5) and help out your extended forum family decide what to see at the Cinema.

If you can be bothered to contribute, try to keep your reviews as "spoiler free" as possible. Keep them compact aswell, no one likes a wall of text, i'm looking at you tranny from El Armpito.

Also if this catches on, I'll link the reviews to this comment to make them easier to find. Like this:

The Artist

The Artist

I just got back from seeing this, maybe an hour ago. I'd give it a solid:

4/5

A quick overlook: Its a silent, nigger and white movie that depicts the shifting of the film industry from silent films to "talking" films.

Firstly I may say its an odd movie, very different from the recent surges of Micheal Bay shit that seem to have been flowing from the Hollywood sewers. Which of course is a nice change.

It does start off shaky, I felt like it wasn't going anywhere in the first 30 minutes, but it certainly improves afterwards. The lack of sound is also a big issue for alot of people and I would agree to a small degree. The lack of sound does leave you uncomfortable in places, but this is more than made up for by the brilliant music and clever use of occasional background noise.

It is a very good film.

Don't take the kids, even though its a PG, they will be bored shitless.

Also don't bother going to watch it fif you considered Con-Air or GhostRider to be good films. It just won't be your cup of tea.

Can you please delete this thread Bester?

Originally Posted by GimmeJager

Write a review, give a score (out of 5)

Wasn't I more or less doing it here? Random Movies Thread

Well, whatever.

Originally Posted by Bester

Wasn't I more or less doing it here? Random Movies Thread

Well, whatever.

Ah, I didn't see that, ah well, now theres a shiny new place to put your reivews.

Originally Posted by IronMan666

Can you please delete this thread Bester?

Oh i'm so sorry tranny from El Armpito, it breaks my heart to hear you didn't like my thread.

This thread is like watching a retard looking for praise for his shitty crayon drawing.

No need to be so angry tranny from El Armpito, just because no one gave a fuck about your Phone-Line idea, doesn't mean you have to disparage mine.

You were unconsciously attempting to implement a blue ocean strategy by entering a saturated market (The movie threads for the S&WF) by trying to recreate a niche (Movies currently in theaters), for the exclusive purpose of satisfying your ego. A common mind would have figured out that the current movie thread was satisfying the basic needs of movie sharing in the forum and the reintroduction of a new one was superfluousness. Therefore making your inability to visualize this simple truth a sign of low cognitive performance. As my mate little boots would say "THIS IS LOGIC IS IT NOT!?"

As for the phone-line, its currently in operation. Its stood as a valuable strategic positioning regardless of the lack of its hockey-stick growth projected. Its failure to engage in incremental growth was not a matter of incongruent thinking as is yours but being a startup it was based in hypothesis that had to be tested to find out its accuracy. Don't rank me with your bullshit, you low class swine!

Some chick probably told him he had too much body fat for her taste. Not your fault, Jagger.