Thread: If your mouth had to be sewn to someone's anus, who would you choose?

Poo, no matter what anus it originated from, is disgusting.

I'd chose the worlds smallest women, that way I could pick her up and escape from the fecal nightmare of a Germans basement.

I literally can't choose anyone. Shit is shit at the end of the day, and all shit's foul.

I'm volunteering to have my mouth sewn to Rebbecca niggers anus.

Is that gay?!

I should qualify that! If whimpering toothless chav is sewn to her anus and you want to be sewn to her mouth, is that gay? Or, more likely, an insane thought experiment getting out of theoritcal control?!!

I thought about this for three minutes. Three minutes thinking about whose anus I'd like my mouth sewn into. 3.

What's happening to me? I have wife and kids, a job, nice bicycle and lots of things to do.

Still here I am thinking three minutes about whose anus i'd like my mouth sewn into

What's happening to me?

Originally Posted by Reich

Quit stalling, whose butt-hole do you want in your mouth for the rest of your life?

Ok then. I'll give it another three minutes. Shit comes out of every ass. That's a fact. And it does not matter if the ass is gorgeous or ghoulish - shit is shit. So I guess as a compensation it has to be very, very hot ass. Kind of ass you'd love to stick your mouth into even though disgusting feces come out of it. I really do not care if it's some celebrity's ass or just some hot unknown chicks ass. So I randomly picked this ass:



I think it's hot, i'd like to stick my mouth in it. And she looks like she eats healthy. She looks like a sallad girl. So if I'm lucky she does not eat chilli, beans and burritos every day.

Originally Posted by Reich

And I want her mouth sewn to my anus.

Yes!! You would be doing mankind a service. You shall receive each nations highest honor for your sacrifice.