Thread: If your mouth had to be sewn to someone's anus, who would you choose?

Is there away that I can keep the person that I am stitched to the same age forever? This will affect my answer in a very profound way.

Lying wake at night this topic haunting me I realized that shouldn't I have chosen my wife's ass to be sewn in my mouth? In good times and bad, in sickness and health, when some crazy doctor makes you a part of a human centipede. So instead of choosing my wife I chose some hot semi-naked chick with a hottest ass known to mankind. Does this reveal some secret unconscious message?

Assuming someone wished to survive in such deplorable conditions, I insist you Brits are taking the wrong view: You're picking the specimen to feed you that would shit the less.

Like a pregnant mother the bitch will now me eating for two, without the biological changes that makes her pig out every couple of hours.

Therefore the logical conclusion is to avoid aesthetic ideals of beauty we only pick for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse, or avoid the goal of reducing the amount of shit down our throats and pick a fat chick.

Discouraging the focus on the horrid image of eating a fat bitches asshole, I plead you to think behind the logic of my conclusion:

As a guy you probably already eat 3 times or more then a common bitch. You're biological needs are greater and you'll need a fat chick to provide the quantity of nourishment.

Secondly, a fat chicks shit is likely to be more nutritious. facing the fact that the large quantities of food going down her windpipe can't absorb all the nutrients, and she's probably a bad chewer which leaves bits of undigested food to enter your body.

Therefore, the best survival strategy is to be linked to her:

Originally Posted by Reich

That's easy for you to say, tranny from El Armpito, you like the heavier woman.

I actually like really small chicks now... I go crazy with the Japanese.

My first thought was one of my favorite porn sluts, Sasha Grey. Then I realized that that the incredible amount of shady chock that she's had in that orifice made it likely that I'd be immediately gifted with oral clap and gonorrhea, aside from a couple of class rings people couldn't find. My next thought was one of my second favorite porn sluts, Faye Reagan. Nice innocent looking young redhead. Then I realized that she's a porn slut too, and I'd be experiencing the blowback of cocks that have probably been involved in train station bathroom hustling. When I realized that most of my immediate choices were porn stars with the same problem, I knew that I had to expand my search beyond post work day wank sessions. So my answer is Mitt Romney's wife Ann, because she's blonde and probably the least likely person in the country to have taken a dick in her ass.