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  1. 01-30-2012, 04:33 AM #1
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    Match the name to the Face(book)

    Because I'm bored over where I'm at in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with my boring government job, I tend to facebook stalk. I had finished stalking everyone who is on my friends list, and have ever been on my friends list, when the creeping sensation of crippling loneliness set in. How was I to fight it in a legal, nonlethal way?

    Stalking the Swarm of course! How could I let such an entertaining untapped market pass me by? So I started putting names to faces, or who I imagined them to be (because I'm a creepy bitch), and here's what I have so far:

    https://www.facebook.com/KennethLJohnston <-- Obviously is on the forum, but I can't tell as who.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510238269 <-- Though it's not true, I Imagine Reich to be tall, dark and handsome with a full head of hair. Like this guy. A girl can dream.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001657523793 <--- ChickenFucker. This guy just has the look.

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1330992318 <--- She's cute and she posts a lot on Dee's FB. I don't know if she's up here but I have a thing for milfs.


    That's all I got without seeming like I have absolutely no life... I do, I promise.
    I'm a nice person when my vagina isn't burning.
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  2. 01-30-2012, 09:14 AM #2
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    Ken seems like god bless America to me
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  3. 01-30-2012, 10:54 AM #3
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    Should I spoil your fun?

    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001657523793 <--- ChickenFucker. This guy just has the look
    Your guess of ChickenFucker is pretty far off...

    That demented sweat reeking spic is tranny from El Armpito.
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  4. 01-30-2012, 11:00 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterStabby View Post
    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510238269 <-- Though it's not true, I Imagine Reich to be tall, dark and handsome with a full head of hair. Like this guy. A girl can dream
    I'm pretty sure Reich is as aryan as aryans can get, I couldn't imagine Reich having a dark skin complexion.

    I'd guess Reich looks more like this:



    Plus the guy put this as his status:

    Editing photo's and listing to the sick and wrong podcast
    Reich has a bit more wit about him, that that.
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  5. 01-30-2012, 11:50 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterStabby View Post
    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001657523793 <--- ChickenFucker. This guy just has the look.
    Explain.

    This is a very dangerous thread.
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  6. 01-30-2012, 02:05 PM #6
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    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...528893&sk=info
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    I think this one is fairly self explanatory

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  8. 01-30-2012, 02:55 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    Explain.

    This is a very dangerous thread.
    He has those 'sex me' eyes CF. In my fantasies you have those eyes too.
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  9. 01-30-2012, 04:11 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by RareBreed View Post
    I think this one is fairly self explanatory

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    Beautiful dark Middle Eastern eyes and a lithe, Nordic body - a great combination!
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  10. 01-30-2012, 04:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeJager View Post

    I'd guess Reich looks more like this:

    I'm much more Aryan looking than that guy, but combined with a young George Clooney.

    Editing photo's and listing to the sick and wrong podcast
    That's just sad. I put voice bubbles on photos and listen to the sick and wrong podcast.
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