Thread: Sex question

Is it ok if I only get a blow job from a really, really fat chick?


The down side is that she'll probably try to rape me, every day.

Long answer from someone who's unqualified and uneducated in these things really:
If she's fat she probably has self-esteem issues, which means she's giving you head because she really wants you to like her. The thing about fat girls that I've heard (from fat girls actually) is that they give really, really good head because
1) They rarely get propositioned for sex because they are fat, so they give head and have been giving it since a young age.
2) They find head more comfortable because they don't have to take off their clothing because of body issues. Some of them also don't think they are worthy of sexual pleasure.
3) Fat chicks obviously like putting things in their mouths.

If you tell her it just head she can't get mad if you leave. However, because she has issues she'll probably chase you down and try to fuck you anyway. In that case, run her fat ass around the block everyday for 2 months until that bitch looses the ghunt and THEN fuck her, but keep telling her shes a fat fucking slob so she doesn't think she can get any better.

Last year my friend's roommate brought a 4'6" 220 lb girl back to his dorm room and got head from her. He was extremely drunk (she was much less drunk) and he puked during the blowjob. He then rebounded enough (puke smell gradually building I suppose) to finger her. She left and he passed out. Me and my friend (his roommate) woke him up once she had left and asked what happened. We then noticed that there was blood on his hand, sheets, and on the futon. It wasn't much blood (only a few drops on the sheets/futon but his hand had a big smear) but she was on her period. She also hounded him for about 2 months and tried to hook up with him. Moral of the story, if you get head from a fat girl you will puke, get blood on you, be annoyed for 2 months, and get made fun of to this very day by your pseudo friends.

Originally Posted by fatdeadsheep

Last year my friend's roommate brought a 4'6" 220 lb girl back to his dorm room and got head from her.

I am assuming most girls in Wisconsin have these proportions.

If you're trying to break a dry streak, weight and for the most part looks can be ignored. You just need that one to break the streak and help you get your game back. I have a friend who is a pilot for a major airline (I called the show about this like two years ago in July if you want to listen to the oral history) who only fucks fat chicks or chicks over 40 or fat chicks over 40. He does this for two reasons: They will let you do what ever you want to them and they already know you are not willing to commit to them beyond the sex act. His philosophy is you can live life in two ways you can either get your dick wet or not get your dick wet. He chooses to get his dick wet.

I fucked a fat lvl 85 Undead Shadow Priest. Can the same work for females Sodom?

Jesus Stabby, was this the same guy as before or are you literally just giving it away?!

Originally Posted by ChickenFucker

Jesus Stabby, was this the same guy as before or are you literally just giving it away?!

Same guy as before. Our first date was him showing me how badass he was during an instance. The entire time he was talking to his guild members he kept telling them he was on a date, and then he had me speak to them to back up his claims.

Originally Posted by MisterStabby

Same guy as before. Our first date was him showing me how badass he was during an instance. The entire time he was talking to his guild members he kept telling them he was on a date, and then he had me speak to them to back up his claims.

Wait... Please don't tell me on your first date you watched him play WoW... How old were you?