Have you ever had an STD?
Have you ever felt it burn while you pee?
Have you ever had a night stand,
And then regret not using your hand?
Have you ever stuck your dick in crazy,
And end up with a cock spewing discharge; thick and hazy?
Post it here, along with the story of the nasty cunt/asshole/dick you fucked to get it.
(I'm just wondering because I have one now probably.)
I, like ever one else in the world have HPV. I am assuming I got it in college but I did bang some skanks in high school too so who the hell knows. It has not flared into full blown warts yet. I am hoping a round of the gardasil vaccination will prevent any thing from popping up.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Just thrush, itchy itchy itchy. Oh, and the AIDS but I'm over that now, back to work next week.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
No. Although some people call children sexually transmitted disease. In that case I have three STD:s
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
Good for you, CMS! Someone in Finland has to outbreed the Somalis.Originally Posted by callmesam
Who said he wasn't a pirate?
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Can my dog give me an STD? If so, I better get checked.
Yes. Canine chlamydia...
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Don't forget canine aids.
If cms is right then lucky me I got 1 myself and 1 that came as a bonus prize with my partner
Oo, good work. Which ones?
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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