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  1. 01-24-2012, 10:30 PM #1
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    Bridezillas are hags

    You heard it here first.




    Meet the women planning their weddings BEFORE they're even engaged

    Women love weddings and women love children. Men are just the tools they use to get these things. Don't be a tool - stay single! (It's easy, I've been doing it for years without even trying.)
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  2. 01-25-2012, 10:33 AM #2
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    Yes masturbating is the safest way to live the worst you can get is friction burns
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  3. 01-25-2012, 11:26 AM #3
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    Kat Richter, 26, from Philadelphia, has only been dating her current beau, Ricardo, for a month - but her wedding plans are already well advanced
    Two words of advice for Ricardo: ABORT ABORT!
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  4. 01-25-2012, 11:29 AM #4
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    These people remind me of the old lady from Requiem For A Dream. So intensely desperate for a Wedding that they lose their grip on reality.

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    Quote:
    Miss Richter explained: 'I've made myself a promise that for every hour I spend wedding planning, that I'm going to spend an equal amount of time working towards the marriage.'


    What in the fuck does this mean? These women are mental, they need evaluating and medicating. Any man who agrees to marry them deserves all he gets.
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  6. 01-25-2012, 02:08 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
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    Miss Richter explained: 'I've made myself a promise that for every hour I spend wedding planning, that I'm going to spend an equal amount of time taking it up the shitter and doing ass to mouth.'
    I don't know, Chicken, I think it might just work out.
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  7. 01-25-2012, 06:57 PM #7
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    Yeah, that'd work. The minutiae was lost in translation. Maybe I need an earpiece with you translating my day to day interactions with the ladies, I'm probably missing out on tonnes of fun.
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  8. 01-26-2012, 04:38 AM #8
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    That would be an awesome marketing idea if you could do it. Just think a guy wouldn't have to sit through mindless dribble when they are trying to say that it's wrong to approach them in an elevator. Much less chance of almost raping them then
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  9. 01-26-2012, 10:24 AM #9
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    Women in lifts love it. That's a scientific fact.
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  10. 01-26-2012, 11:55 AM #10
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    Exactly I am evil because I always say high to women in lifts. Men too ok now I'm confused might have to beat off to nude women while subjectifying them. But I will think about planning a wedding with them if that will help me become more likely to be less evil
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