Thread: Conspiracy Theory.

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I have a friend who's clearly fucking mental and some of the shit he comes out with is amazing. Everything is a fucking conspiracy to him. He'd find issues with kittens if you asked him.
Given the range of personalities in here, I wondered if there were any who could make a reasoned argument for any of the theories. I know Bester hates the Brits and believes all sorts about what we have done (bless) and that IM has all sorts of theories on all sorts of things but is there anyone out there that has any decent thoeries that are actually close to moving from theory to fact? 911 was an inside job so that the Yanks could go oil collecting, that's been proven hasn't it? Stuff like that.
Or can anyone help me shut down my friends crap? I'm lazy and can't be bothered with research.
This might be interesting or it might be crap. Just thought I'd ask.

Originally Posted by ChickenFucker

and that IM has all sorts of theories on all sorts of things

May I just say i'm usually a destroyer? I just like to see them mumble and look stupid infront of a group.


But with that said, Conspiracies are real. What are they?

In a political sense, conspiracy refers to a group of persons united in the goal of usurping or overthrowing an established political power. Typically, the final goal is to gain power through a revolutionary coup d'?tat or through assassination.

In criminal law, a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more persons to break the law at some time in the future.

A civil conspiracy or collusion is an agreement between two or more parties to deprive a third party of legal rights or deceive a third party to obtain an illegal objective.

A cabal is a group of people united in some close design together, usually to promote their private views and/or interests in a church, state, or other community, often by intrigue.

A conspiracy theory explains an event as being the result of an alleged plot by a covert group or organization or, more broadly, the idea that important political, social or economic events are the products of secret plots that are largely unknown to the general public.

So like with 9-11, no matter if it was Osama, the Jews, or the American Government, trying to find out who's responsible is a conspiracy theory. That's what history is made of.


As for the Oil issue fuck Iraq from its nigger gold. We should really fuck up every OPEC nation for how they've had us by the balls all this years. Global warming by CO2 is bullshit proven by simple logic and a 3rd graders biology/environmental book. BUT, the socio-economic effects of "green energy" I DO AGREE WITH. The greatest transfer of wealth IN ALL OF HISTORY began after the 1973 oil crisis:

1973 oil crisis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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OIL WAS $2 A BARREL IN 1973!

Anyways, i love the current conspiracy theories that American politicians are to blame for the current high oil prices and the evil american corporations making an arbitrary price making poor (usually nigger) American suffer and remain in poverty. But when mentioning OPEC, Venezuela and the vagina hating terrorists have a right to fuck us over, americans are evil for any (diplomatic mind you) attempt to lower it and the vagina hating terrorists are in their right for sucking out the money of the evil western world.


This should blow your mind:
Sharia Prince Owns Stake In FOX News Parent | Resurgence | Big Think
Archived Blog: Is Fox News tilting toward the Arabs?

We are like mushrooms: They keep us in the dark and feed us shit.

So conspiracies are an every day occurrence from the top world players to the office attempting to make an activity that will require the new hot blond worker to go out in her Bikini. Its just that the most popular ones are aimed for popularity, people are stupid, therefore their Conspiracy theories are stupid. My conspiracy theory is that most conspiracy theories are making shit up to make a buck.

And the popular conspiracy theories are just another example on why I am anti-kleptocratic concerning direct control over policy making (I believe that there should be no regulations concerning consumer consumption and most capitalistic activities to allow social development in the hands of the citizens, not social engineers). But their school teacher told them they were smart and special and everyone could be a president. They might have stopped believing their priests, but they still got a ton of stupid shit on their software.

That's a lot to digest, Ineed to do it with less beer and painkillers in my system. I admire you're skills when it comes to tearing someone a new one, I'd love to set you loose on my friends Facespace posts!

Originally Posted by ChickenFucker

That's a lot to digest, Ineed to do it with less beer and painkillers in my system. I admire you're skills when it comes to tearing someone a new one, I'd love to set you loose on my friends Facespace posts!

If only my fiction were half as popular...