The object to my left right this second is a bag of superior being food. Fuuuucccckkkkk.
The object to my left right this second is a bag of superior being food. Fuuuucccckkkkk.
Last edited by thesodomizer; 01-18-2012 at 06:08 PM.
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Thank god I'm sat next to a tv remote then, those zombies are gettin it!
Pair of industrial scissors... Could be worse.
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
My mate Alan. He does martial arts so not too shabby.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
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Originally Posted by Bester
Swap places anyone!?
Shit!!! Mine was Dettol Multi Action Cleaner! Least the zombies will smell of citrus zest before I get devoured.
My i phone, i'm sure theres a zombieapocalypse app so i'm sorted
I have this book, so I might be able to shag a couple of them if I read it super quickly.
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By the way, all you non Brits, Celebrity Juice is a show hosted by this guy and it's amazing. Should be on ITV On Demand somewhere if you get bored and want a laugh. Ay-mazin.
Last edited by ChickenFucker; 01-29-2012 at 08:40 PM.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Glass with Vat69 in it. Do zombies like whiskey? I could trade it for my brain. Or maybe I'll make a molotov coctail... naah I'll just drink it and let zombies get me. Then I'll turn zombie myself. Zombies have all the fun. Just look at the movies. All humans are in deep shit and screaming in panic all the time, while zombies are having a nice walk with lots of friends. And they don't even have to have packed lunch with them.
Buffalo Bill/Jamie GumbIt puts the lotion in the basket
A hot water bottle in the shape of a ginger superior being, burn you fuckers.
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