Ok, not a what would u rather stick yer dick in, but a what would u rather have..
A dick like a pork scratching, but still fully functioning or balls made of tens of mini assholes that are also fully functioning, I.e they shit and fart
Ol originally posted to the wrong section apparently, so just re-posting here
Start walking West and dont ever stop.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
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Originally Posted by Bester
For the first time in my life I agree with the human bag of vomit whimpering toothless chav.
Ha ha u dicks
Not gonna lie, that was possibly the worst "would you rather" question i've ever heard.
Heres a better one, i'll try to save this thread.
Would you, stick your index finger, up to the second knuckle, inside your fathers anus. For ?1,000,000.
Heres the catch, you can never tell him why you did it...
Whad'cha think?
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
I stuck my entire arm up your dads arse and he paid me. ?2
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
My Dad wouldn't let me.
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
Thats the point, you can't go up to your beloved father and request to stick your finger up his balloon knot, he wouldn't let you and your not allowed to let him know why your doing it. No, the game at hand is "finger-rape", how much to value your relationship? Enough to prevent yourself for sexually abusing him for ?1,000,000?
By the way, i'd like to point out I am meerly repeating this conundum, I by no means claim responcibility for this thought experiment.
I'm a friendly fascist and a tyrant you should trust.
Yes I would, short answer to that. 1000000 pounds yeah, not some shit currency that sounds alot but is actually pretty worthless right
Like the dollar, right?
Periods, mmmm, they are delicious.
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