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    Cheap and easy pranks

    Here's one of my favourites:

    Change your voicemail so that the outgoing message tells the caller they have reached your old number, then give the same number they just called as your new one.. Laugh heartily as they call you again and get the same message. You'll soon find out how dumb your friends are, one of mine called three times..

    A variation of the same prank is to text your contact list and give them your current number saying it's the new one.. Equally entertaining!

    Anyone got anything similar????
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    I like that one! Think it's to be saved for a day when one is truly bored and has no life happening.

    I still like to occasionally fire off emails to my office based friends with attachments that take over the monitor with something very innapropriate in the workplace. The angrier the replies, the harder I laugh. I guess I'm a bit of a cunt.
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    Buy a rape alarm (one of the ones with a pull-cord), i've heard you can even get them for free at "rape-awareness" talks. Duct tape it to the wall and the wrap the hoop around the door handle.

    Wait for some un-suspecting minion to open the door and shit gets real. If you buy one of the good ones, they have no turn-off button and scream for about 2 minutes.
    Last edited by GimmeJager; 01-17-2012 at 09:59 PM.
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    I like all these ideas. the one they do a lot at work is put a pin hole in the coke can below the rim. Also they find great fun in cable tying the air hose while you are drilling so you think something is wrong with your drill

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeJager View Post
    Buy a rape alarm (one of the ones with a pull-cord), i've heard you can even get them for free at "rape-awareness" talks. Duct tape it to the wall and the wrap the hoop around the door handle.

    Wait for some un-suspecting minion to open the door and shit gets real. If you buy one of the good ones, they have no turn-off button and scream for about 2 minutes.
    Holy shit, that's class! Guess I've decided what I'm going to do with my day off... That's what I came to the Sick and Wrong forum for! Thankyou
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    Call all the girls you have ever had sex with and tell them your HIV positive.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!

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    In high school when ever someone had a house party my friends and I would sneak off and remove all the labels from the canned goods. You would be surprised how pissed off people get when they can't tell their green beans from their tomatoes.
    Last edited by thesodomizer; 01-19-2012 at 03:06 AM.
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    I used to steal food from house parties, not sure that qualifies as a prank though.. no one ever saw the funny side
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    At least you got a free meal though, so you get the last laugh I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
    I used to steal food from house parties, not sure that qualifies as a prank though.. no one ever saw the funny side
    The best thing to do was to raid the parents medicine cabinet. You could get your hands on everything from oxycontin to xanax to viagra. If you were not a pill head like I was you could sell the pills and make a pretty handsome profit. That's not really a prank either, its more of a life lesson to those members of the forum who are still in high school. Although if you are in high school and a member of this forum chances are you are not getting invited to any house parties.
    Last edited by thesodomizer; 01-19-2012 at 03:13 AM.
    When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!

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