Thread: O.A.P three-way

I've got a pretty boring job so from time to time my mind wanders to strange places, today was one of those days.

It's not exactly a thought experiment or an arbitrary dilemma but I thought it was worth sharing so I bring it to you all, at probably one of the few places it might be well received..

If you had to have a three-way with two people aged 65 and over who would it be?

After much soul searching I've settled one these two hot senior skanks:



The original wrinkled whore Blanche Deveraux from Golden Girls. (I think I may have actually cracked a few off to her in my teens) She's the type of blazen slut that you'd want in a 3 way. She'd probably been down for anal as well..



Helen Daniels from the shit Aussie soap Neighbours. This would be more of a hate fuck, for some reason I always despised the tortoise faced bitch. I reckon I'd have to jizz on her turkey neck before punching her in the nose at the climax of the three-way.

Care to share yours?

Intrigue. I need to dwell on this.

Originally Posted by deathrow_juggalo

Wouldn't a donkey punch be much more pleasurable for you if it's a hate fuck

Nah, Donkey punches are a little cliched. It's all been done, time for some new sexy moves! Let's push things forward!!

What about Helen Mirren?



As a bonus you could get her to dress up in her outfit from "The drugmongering whore", its basically one off fucking the real sovereignty.

Yeah I had considered Ms Mirren for the dubious honour of joining my elderly tryst but decided against it for fear of upsetting Lance. You know she's his favourite gilf right?

Good shout Reich, I hadn't considered the Collins sisters. Not too sure about the Minouges though, I'm pretty confident that they're going to bo be a plastic surgery disaster zone in 20 years from now. What about octogenarian Olsen twins? I'd lick those wrinkled twots like they had the cure in them!

Me Dee and Lance.