Thread: according to the mayans...

The world was supposed to of ended almost 5 mins ago... but unless being dead is exactly like being alive, then I don't think we have anything to worry about.




2012 Apocalypse - Is it really coming?

Is there something I'm missing here my forum brother? Didn't the end of the world suppose to happen December 21, 2012? Or are you just stoned?

So it is... My bad. Next time, I'll wait for my phone to load the whole thing instead of being impatient.

Originally Posted by callmesam

Is there something I'm missing here my forum brother? Didn't the end of the world suppose to happen December 21, 2012? Or are you just stoned?

The Mayas never actually said the world would end, but there would be a new "Galactic day" or some shit that's supposed to last alittle over 5k years. What the proletarians whisper in Mexico is that the world will enter into anew level of consciousnesses and develop ESP.

Its mind baffling how they seem to take the Mayas more serious then the roof repair brigades. But then again, we raped the indians culture and the still remaining "shamans" are forced to stay in the Jungle. None of that retarded wisdom shit you see in south America, or in the US with the Dale i Lama Tibetian cunt.

Its alot like the astrologers who believed entering the age of psychis would destroy rationalism and make adults into a bunch of child like anti-intellectuals that should have started around 1950's and 60's. Its scary how right they were...

Hang on a min... So the sweat reeking spic minions believe that when the planets align, a new breed of people are going to emerge with the ability to read minds? Kinda sounds like the beginning of the tv show Heroes. Or too much tequila.

The Mayans couldn't predict their own demise so I wouldn't worry too much about an asteroid impact or anything dramatic like that. It's much more likely that the end of the so called "long count" is tied to the precession of the equinox (a phenomenon the ancient egyptians based most of their astological knowledge on) and merely ushers in a new age in the story of mankind, either a new technological age or the rediscovery of a more potent metaphysichal power that may come through better understanding of pscychadelic plants and alkaloids.

Fuck you

Originally Posted by Avatard

The Mayans couldn't predict their own demise so I wouldn't worry too much about an asteroid impact or anything dramatic like that. It's much more likely that the end of the so called "long count" is tied to the precession of the equinox (a phenomenon the ancient egyptians based most of their astological knowledge on) and merely ushers in a new age in the story of mankind, either a new technological age or the rediscovery of a more potent metaphysichal power that may come through better understanding of pscychadelic plants and alkaloids.

And definitively fuck you!

Originally Posted by deathrow_juggalo

The Mayans measured time in eons and this year is the end of an eon in which we are ment to be visited by someone of great significance.

Originally Posted by redski

Hang on a min... So the sweat reeking spic minions believe that when the planets align, a new breed of people are going to emerge with the ability to read minds? Kinda sounds like the beginning of the tv show Heroes. Or too much tequila.

For the most part. Its usually the Indians or the women who spit this bullshit. But its more in tune with the actual story then the bullshit apocalyptic shit that looks more christian.

The Mayas original story is abit weirder. They thought they had come from another planet apparently, and that story came from survivors of the past age, and theirs before them.

Originally Posted by IronMan666

Fuck you

That's just the kind of reasoned intelligent debate I joined this forum for. Thankyou