Off to see my councilor for my Thursday appointment tomorrow, is it time to tell the truth?
Off to see my councilor for my Thursday appointment tomorrow, is it time to tell the truth?
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
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Originally Posted by Bester
Haha you have mental problems, probably abused as a kid. Did daddy have issues? However im sure your mum doesnt know who your real dad is
It depends on what the truth is. What's the statute of limitation on beastiality?
When I get out of here I am going to stick my whole fist in your ass and not in a sexual way but in an I am pissed off way!
Yes its time, tell her your feelings for her, spill you heart out. The soppier the better, she'll be hit by a tidal wave of mixed emotions of love and disgust that her female brain will struggle to compute. In her mental confusion, fall to your knees and beg for her to go on a date with you. In her dazed state I predict you'll have about a 20% chance of her accepting and a 80% chance of her calling security.
Those odds may not sound brilliant, but god damnnit man, those are the best you'll get!
Good luck whimpering toothless chav, you'll need it!
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You mean that you have nine superior beings, have given them all appropriate names, and talk to them all day?
I need to know why you got referred before I can comment.
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If it will benefit you in a good way, then go for it. Or do what I used to do and reflect the questions back at them... they really really enjoy that.
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OMG Reich! That is SO me!
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
Mummy and daddy are dead you idiot.
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/BastardKestrel.aspx Sick and wrong soundboard (work in progress).
"Jesus is my wingman!"-Peter Sutcliffe.
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/330...een-dikke-drol
As long as you don't let it get in the way of a good story
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