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  1. 01-11-2012, 11:16 AM #1
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    I fought the law and the law won

    A friend of a friend was arrested last month during the protests against MPs who voted to allow higher university tuition fees. He grabbed a policeman's baton in the heat of the moment -having forgotten that police officers are literally attached to their batons- and ended up in struggle with a very large, very irritated and very unforgiving man of the law. He now potentially faces up to 2 years in prison. Fucking retarded.

    Anyway, I was curious to hear your experiences of the justice system or any brushes with the law. I have none, hence me telling someone else's story...I guess I've just been lucky and have managed to get away with all my debauchery.

    What about you?
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  2. 01-11-2012, 11:40 AM #2
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    Had them here twice twice this week. My friend overtook an unmarked police car on his motorbike as he was coming over on Monday night. They followed him to our door when we the answered the door the po po said they smelled cannabis (no shit). Shaun(my mate on the bike) has anger management issues and started to raise his voice and argue the toss with them. Luckily the Police (sexy female and massive male) who had been extremely fair decided to leaves us alone. First thing next morning, bang bang fucking bang. Two massive coppers investigating a cannabis factory! No warrant but I had nothing to hide barring torn Rizla packets and and dirty laundry so I let them snoop around to save them coming back when we had gear laying around. They said they dont mind us smoking but no growing. They made our minds up for us as we were contemplating growing half a dozen plants. Boring but true.
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  4. 01-11-2012, 12:04 PM #4
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    I asked a policeman for directions once, fucker hit me over the head with his truncheon and threw me in jail! I was asking for directions to his sisters house, that may have had something to do with it...
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  5. 01-11-2012, 12:10 PM #5
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    I got ratted out by a hooker for having coke, arrested, cell'd for the night, flat searched, re-arrested as a dealer. Which was nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    I got ratted out by a hooker for having coke, arrested, cell'd for the night, flat searched, re-arrested as a dealer. Which was nice.
    Wait a minuite, they have chicken hookers? Wow, I really need to get out more
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  7. 01-11-2012, 04:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKBastard Kestrel View Post
    They made our minds up for us as we were contemplating growing half a dozen plants. Boring but true.
    You're good to go now dude, crack on.
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  8. 01-11-2012, 06:12 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenFucker View Post
    I got ratted out by a hooker for having coke, arrested, cell'd for the night, flat searched, re-arrested as a dealer.


    Geeez, you serve any time for that?
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  9. 01-11-2012, 11:56 PM #9
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    Mwah ha ha. Nope. Wasn't funny at the time though. Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit.
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