Thread: Showing our appreciation for such a fine PODcraft

So I was sitting in my bath thinking "what can I send dee and lance as a token of my appreciation for there awesome PODgram?"

My own faecal matter? Some jizz? None of these seemed worthy. In fact, they were just too easy. Then it dawned on me. I could send them a jar of my very best butt trumpeting.

This is a tried and tested method people. All you need is a Tupperware box or plastic cup with an air tight lid. Next time your in the tub, submerse the cup in the bath water till it's completely full, turn it upside down, so the opening is facing downward. Then lift the cup halfway out of the water, make sure the opening remains under the surface of the water. The cup should still be full of water. Position the cup under your balls whilst you're laying down and let rip. If aimed correctly, your farts will raise up straight into the cup. Place the lid on the cup under water and remove. You now have a perfectly preserved bottom burp to do with, whatever you like.

So any ideas of what to do with such an item? Other than send it to my favourite podcasters. What kinda practical jokes can you come up with?

I could get them a hand carved wood statue. Any ideas?

What do we say we all package up our best, preferably after Chinese or Indian food, and send them to dee and lance for the 300th?

Dee likes unicorns and dead muslims.

Maybe a couple of canes.

Maybe a wooden pipe with their initials. A pipe for Lance and a bong for Dee. Thats something they could enjoy.

We could get Dee a tour of duty with the IDF and after a hard day of stealing Palestinian land and shooting vagina hating terrorist children in the head he could get in touch with the Jews in Hollywood and arrange for Lance to work on the latest series of Caprica, or whatever stellar project George Lucas currently has in hand.